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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Happy Friday, GN!

Mac --

It’s all fun and games until those damned things turn into killbots.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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And speaking of killbots, a couple of recent popular tunes in the West Bank are “Run Over, Run Over The Settler” and “Stab, Stab”.

And in business news, ISIS is refocusing on one of its core missions: ISIS threaten to kill Jews across the world in disturbing new video.

The terror group posted the clip on YouTube showing a militant dressed in army fatigues wearing a balaclava.

It comes after a number of attacks in Jerusalem by Palestinians.

He says: “We assure you that soon there will not be a single Jew left on Jerusalem and throughout the country.”

He added the terror group would “move to eradicate the disease…..worldwide”.

Um, yay?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I wonder about the sustainability of an economy based on killing Jews. Nonetheless, I’ll have to do some research to look at the P/E ratios of Intifada, Inc., Amalgamated Sheeny Stabbing and the Kill-A-Kike Corp.

I also know very little about the Dead Zionists futures market…but I understand it’s possible to make a killing.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

Based on a long-term, historical view, I’d say that Jew killing is a trend that will continue well beyond the foreseeable future. Greater profits, however, can be accrued by those who foment hatred, rather than engage in the actual killing. Arafat Industries had spectacular earnings, while the independent contractors they hired were rather short-lived.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Well, I didn’t get the job, but the head of school would like to talk with me about teaching, should a position open up. So, for now, I continue looking for work. Too bad Sven’s company (the bestest employer, ever!) is so far away.

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
5 years ago

Paddy, I’m sorry. Hope you find teh dream job soon!

PatriciaTarnation!
Hurricane Patricia will NOT hit anywhere near Bahia de Los Angeles and the weather forecast looks incredible! Ruben of Daggetts beach hotel and campground (where we are staying) said he saw whale sharks in the bay this morning and the fishing is bueno. Yay!

We’re good to go!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago
Reply to  TehMermaid

Yay! for avoiding the hurricane! It looks like you’re going to have beautiful weather for your stay!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

Sorry, Paddy. I was really hoping things would break your way.

Thoughts and prayers for the Texas contingent--looks like some wild weather is headed your way. Stay safe.