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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Ha! First again! Ha!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sure Happy It’s Thursday, GN!

Hai, Firsties Again Sven!

Have you added a second water feature to your yard?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Hi Fatwa. If Mrs Sven sees this, I’ll be outside with a hose by nightfall.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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If you’re clever about it, you can lure them to their doom.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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The ex-stabby student at UC Merced has been identified as one Faisal Mohammed.

The Federal Bureau of Investigations and US Department of Homeland Security are involved in the investigation.

Wonder how they’ll spin this one.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Answer: Islamophobia.

I like the doom idea.

Off to work. Good day to all.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I give this moron a 10/10 on the Darwin Scale:

GLENDALE, Calif. —
A 20-year-old man who police say was driving recklessly was ejected onto a 5 Freeway sign near Griffith Park following a rollover crash Friday morning.

The fatal crash happened near Colorado Street around 7 a.m. when Richard Pananian of Burbank was driving on the southbound side of the freeway at high speeds, hitting one vehicle with three passengers, according to the California Highway Patrol. The people in the second vehicle were OK, police said.

Authorities said the Pananian’s Ford Focus rolled several times, and the driver was catapulted onto the sign. CHP said he was not wearing a seatbelt. Pananian was pronounced dead at the scene.

They also said the lingering miasma of Drakkar Noir in the vicinity was not a danger to the public.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven and Fatwa!

They also said the lingering miasma of Drakkar Noir in the vicinity was not a danger to the public.

Heh!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy!

Hormel tinned chili may be the best selling brand in America…

…but Wolf brand is much better. Because Texas?

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
6 years ago

Car impaled by guard rail

This is what I saw on my commute to work this morning! I cant believe she came out of it unhurt!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago
Reply to  TehMermaid

Whoah!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  TehMermaid

Hai, Cali --

Criminy! Sentras are apparently safe cars. 😉

Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

Greetings , all.
I just spent two hours in the dentist chair. My left side (upper & lower) is all numb and swollen. I had to have that “deep scaling” thing done & will go back in two weeks for the other side.

Another offer of $140,000 for TMP came in. What is so hard for these idiots to understand about the actual asking price? Or at least close to it? Ha!

Fatwa, like Blue Bell is the only ice cream, Wolf is the only chili. Although, it is a far cry from how it used to be, more watery & less meat. I usually add beef to it. The taste is still the same, though. It is still the only canned chili worth eating. Hormel tastes like the generic store brands to me. Canned Ranch Style Beans aren’t the same, either. The sauce used to leave more of an orange smear on the plate. Ha!

So we are having dark cloudy skies & are under a tornado watch until tonight. It has only rained a little this morning.

I am waiting for Walgreens to fill my scrips. Dr. Dee-Kay assures me that I will be hurting in awhile.

See ya later
(Probably not)
(POO-f)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, RabBeet!

Healing thoughts on their way from CasaK! (And hope you wind-up with some “leftovers” from teh scrip; always handy to have some around in case they’re needed.)

One of these days, I’ll have to make Frito pie with Wolf chili and some additional meat. Also, I have recently discovered the deliciousness of Ro-Tel diced tomatoes with habaneros for tacos & burritos. (In addition to fresh jalapeños.) 👿

Hope you get some more salutary offers on TMP soon.

Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

Ranch Style Beans.
It was a local company in Fort Worth. When we moved here in 1967, the can featured a cartoon drawing of a grinning man’s head that kinda looked like Big Tex. Underneath him it said ” Husband Pleasin’ “.
But then feminism broke out & they later changed it to “appetite pleasin’ “. They killed The Frito Bandito around then, too.
I don’t think RSBeans had gone national yet. We certainly had never heard of them in Georgia. But my Texas cousins seemed to eat them meal! Also, “Texas Toast” was a new revelation to us. You could actually buy a loaf of bread that was sliced as Texas Toast! Of course, it was Mrs. Baird’s Bread. That was another local chain started in FTW. Now the brand has been sold to the huge Mexican company called Bimbo. They stil sell Mrs. Bairds, but some stores carry the Bimbo brand. Their logo is a skinny white cloudy dough guy. Think of the Ghostbusters guy as Fat Al Roker and the Bimbo guy as skinny Al Roker. The bread is good, though
Now that I have bored y’all to tears, you can see why it is not good to post after dental meds. Ha!

Oh, Fatwa, I’ll have plenty of these meds left over. I don’t like the way they make me feel. Dr. Dee-Kay said,” Get this filled because you will need some later today and save the rest for the future.”

Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

I denounce my typos and missing words.

Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

I was just watching the early news & the weather guy was gabbin’ away. Then another one interrupted him to say that a debris field showed up in North Richland Hills, a suburb below our dentist’s office. It was heading their way, So BW just called them & told them to take cover. It was more to the west of them. They just made all the campers at Texas Motor Speedway clear the grand stands. And NOW our sirens are going off!
But there is not a drop of rain happening here. And the skies are just as cloudy as they have been all day. Sun is shining in the front yard. I love Texas weather!

Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

And… Boom! The tornado is gone in about 5 minutes. By the time BW called out, it was already almost in the next county.
But all is not lost NBC5 got to dispatch their “Thunder Truck” to try & get some footage. It really cracked me up last cold season when the “Thunder Truck” slid off the road into a ditch during our “ice event” and had to be pulled out by a wrecker.
More storms are coming. Maybe we will get some rain. Ha!

Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

Now they have video of a wimpy little funnel cloud over (the town of ) Keller that didn’t touch down. But I know that the storm right now is nothing much because DIRECTV hasn’t lost the signal. It usually does if there is the least bit of something.

Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

A couple of days ago, I was catching up on the Facebook page of a neice. She is a teacher in The Tomball, Tx school district. She mentioned that a student in her school was murdered. So I looked in the Houston Chronicle and saw a rather bizarre story. He lived in a gated community & his little sister ran to the neighbor’s house saying a burglar was stabbing her brother. The neighbor came with a gun and killed him, but the brother was already dead. I never went back and read any more of the details. Niece just said that the halls were quiet & the students were subdued the next day.

Rabbit
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Rabbit
6 years ago

Yuck. Now I am kinda nauseated from that pill, even though I didn’t take it until after I ate a meal. That is why I hate these pills. So I don’t feel the pain, but I want to throw up! Ha!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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But I know that the storm right now is nothing much because DIRECTV hasn’t lost the signal.

Heh. That used to occasionally vex LambiePieK when we still used a satellite service.

So I don’t feel the pain, but I want to throw up! Ha!

If you do heave (and we hope you don’t), at least you won’t also hurt.

*Sings*

“Always look on the bright side of life!”

*Whistles*

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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A most excellent commercial from En Zed: