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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

A blessed Sabbath, Gerbil Nation!
Weeeeeeeeell doggies! That’s a mighty fine thread-pic, Mac!

That’s all. I got nuthin’. Not even a hankerin’ fer some of Granny’s vittles.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

Or Ellie Mae’s biscuits!

What a wild ending to the Green Bay-Arizona game last night. Kudos to the Cardinals for not letting that Hail Mary pass completion as time expired knock them into a funk.

I’m off to a funeral this morning.

Mrs Sven is preparing for a business trip to the balmy midwest where the temperature right now stands at -5. By the time she’s scheduled to leave, the temp is expected to hit a high of 19 degrees! She’s a bit nervous as she’s never been in that cold of a climate, so any thoughts and prayers you can wing her way are appreciated.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Good morning, Wheelizens!

Hai, Paddy!

If it weren’t so cold here -- and we actually had one -- I’d be inspired to go for a dip in the see-ment pond.

Maaaaaan…ya never know what’s gonna turn-up in an intertoobz search:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Sven!

Didn’t see you sneak in while I was making my comment earlier.

Sorry you’ve gotta go to a funeral today.

Good -- and warm -- thoughts to Mrs. Sven. The only advice I can offer is that of layering clothing and acquiring a good pair of gloves if she’s going to be out in the elements much. Millions of “progressive” idiots manage to survive that carp every year. 🙂

Also wishing her an uneventful commute.

Rabbit
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Rabbit
5 years ago

Mornin’ greetin’s!

Since Fatwa beat me to the see-ment pond, I guess I’m left with
“This is not the Bo-dean you seek”

What does it say about me that I enjoyed Sven’s Junkyard song as much as I did Granny’s Mini-Skirt?

The weirdest thing has happened. I told ya’ll that the latest offer on the money pit was probably going to fail. Bob said to just knock off $2,000 & that will probably send them away, with no more weird demands. Well- we did & they accepted it. It all hinges on the appraisal, now. I think that even if the appraisal comes in below the new number, we might just take the money & run. The roller coaster ride is getting old, old, old.

Yesterday’s fresh hell was Sis telling us that Zombie Sis is going to a loanshark to get Worthless Grandson out of jail. Her dope dealer, Heidi , won’t lend her anymore money, but supposedly will set her up with “someone” who will give her $625 in return for $1250 by March second with $100 a week for every late payment! Can you believe that? So when WG gets out in 10 days, he either has to have the money or go to prison, last chance. We had to tell her DONOT DO THIS! The best thing that we could come up with was for her to pay her rent late & make him work when he gets out. ‘Cause none of us are giving him any money . We have given up on fixing stupid. We know it is only a matter of time before he really will go to prison. He’s got “UN-affluenza”! Ha!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, RabBeet!

Hope that TMP sells at a price you can live with real danged soon

What does it say about me that I enjoyed Sven’s Junkyard song as much as I did Granny’s Mini-Skirt?

That you enjoy a wide variety of music. 🙂

‘Cause none of us are giving him any money . We have given up on fixing stupid.

GOOD!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Hai, RabBiT!
Ditto what Fatwa said!

$625 in return for $1250 by March second with $100 a week for every late payment!

I’m sure Fatwa could offer much better terms than that, although I hear the late fees (one broken bone per late payment) can really hurt you.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

Good on you, Rabbit. I hope the end is finally in sight.

Rabbit
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Rabbit
5 years ago

BW & I went over to TMP to sweep the pool. Good Nephew came and put the furnace motor back in. Success! He spent $40 for parts & luckily the motor didn’t need to be replaced. It works & that’s all that matters. Teh Yay!

Those loan shark cartoons made me laugh.

That is enough for this day.

See ya in the morning.

(POO-f)