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Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Wednesday greetin’s, GN!

This guy probably needs more than bubble wrap to relax him:

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Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

That feller was probably listening to some Slayer.

Hi Fatwa.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Sven

Heya, Sven!

Also: har!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Happy Wednesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
4 years ago

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TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
4 years ago

So, I finally got back into my beloved ocean at sunset yesterday. The water was cold..maybe around 58, but as soon as I got my groove on, it was all bliss. OMGoodness! It’s wonderful to be a mermaid again! I could have swam forever but probably only got in about 3/4 of a mile before it got dark. Every day now, the sun will set 1 minute later..Yay! Every minute counts!

I resolve for 2016 not to ever get sick again…

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Hai, Paddy and Cali!

Cali --

Glad you’ve been able to resume swimming; teh yay!

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I’m a Bad Gerbil because this made me LOL: Detroit motorist watching porn on phone crashes, dies.

A Detroit man watching a porn movie while driving his car got into an accident and died.

The man, who wasn’t wearing pants, was watching the movie on his cellphone, said police.

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was partially ejected through the sunroof.

Fortunately, no other vehicles were involved.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Um, too soon?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Obviously this guy needed a hands-free car, not a hands-free phone.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Iowahawk observed that “he died doing what he loved”.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

I can haz nu keyboard, kplz thx.