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Fatwa Arbuckle
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4 years ago

Monday gaaaaaaaaaah!reetings, Wheelizens!

…but if I want to play on their softball team, then a panel of experts has to actually evaluate me and approve it.

I guess that means we probably won’t get to see Sven playing intermurals wearing culottes shorts.

Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

I’d use my gender-identity name of “Svenlanka” when on the field and in the showers, Fatwa, and then switch back to Sven at home.

Poor Chicago. I blame Indiana for their mess of shootings. And Cleveland.

Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

And good morning, GN! I love Mondays!

Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

Huh. I wonder if Trump will be in the news today?

Fatwa Arbuckle
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4 years ago

Hai, Svenlanka!

*Schnort*

I think the shootiness in Chicago is the cheeseheads’ fault. I mean, c’mon…OH isn’t even contiguous with IL. 😉

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, Sven, and Svenlanka (whichever gender identity you’re currently identifying with).

I notice that while the restroom/locker-room laws encompass gender-fluid individuals, high school and NCAA athletics are still stuck in the cave man days of binary gender expression. In California, that panel that Sven(lanka) mentions is there to verify that you truly do identify with a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth (who did the assigning? society?). This completely ignores gender-fluid persons. How can they get away with this! There aught to be a law! Help! I need my safe space!

Fatwa Arbuckle
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4 years ago

Hai, Paddy!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago
Reply to  Fatwa Arbuckle

Diverse -- except for diversity of opinions
Inclusive -- see above
Accepting -- see above
Welcoming -- see above
Safe Space -- see above
For Everyone -- see above

Fatwa Arbuckle
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4 years ago

Silly Paddy…only approved diversity is allowable. Otherwise, it’s “burn teh heretics!”

Fatwa Arbuckle
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4 years ago

Heretical kilt kilt teh thread.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago
Reply to  Fatwa Arbuckle

Silly me, I thought it was left-wing “diversity” that killed it.