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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Awww…puppeh!!1!

Happy Caturday, GN!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

Good morning, GN, happy Saturday!

Another day, and apparently another crisis in America that will need Obama’s wise counsel to get us through.

Something that Nugent said the other night: “If you California motherf******s ever get tired of living under communism and stupidity, come on down to Texas and try freedom.” Or something along those lines.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Happy Caturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, Sven, and Mac!

Instead of moving to Texas, is there some way we could send the statists in California to South Dakota?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Sven, Mac and Paddy!

Why not send all of CA’s statists to Guam? It’d tip-over for sure! (NTTAWWT)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

Speaking of coyotes, Uncle Ted ranted quite a bit about a govt investigation into the mystery shooting of a coyote in Silverlake:

“Los Angeles Police Sgt. John Gutierrez said there were no suspects and it was unclear why the coyote was shot. He said he was sure it was not shot by a Los Angeles Police Department officer or another city employee or official. Gutierrez said the department’s Animal Cruelty Task Force is looking into the shooting. The Department of Animal Services is also investigating.”

Punctuated with much vulgarity, he said that in Texas this would have just been a morning chore and that unless they were looking for the shooter to commend him/her/zir, then they should do all manner of unpleasant things to themselves. I got a bit lost after that as he went into a rather convoluted statement that ended with taking the dead coyote, bending Gov Moonbeam over the hood of a truck, and shoving it up his bum. There was much laughter and applause, although a few people looked uncomfortable and immediately started tapping away on their mobile devices.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

I see that Obama is once again confused. This time by the very murky and unclear motives of the Dallas shooter. It’s as much a mystery to him as the motivation behind the shootings in Orlando or San Bernardino.

It’s sad that the smartest man to ever be POTUS can’t puzzle these events out.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago
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It’s sad that the smartest man to ever be POTUS can’t puzzle these events out find his arse with both hands, a headlamp, and Rahm Emmanuel’s help.

FIFY

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

Well, he does work hard halting the rise of the oceans and healing the planet, so I guess maybe certain things slip by him.