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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’day, Wheelizens!

Dogs are innately evil.

Coffee?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

Hi Fatwa. Good morning, GN.

“Monday’s just a b*tch. Tuesday’s such a bother.”

Ayup: it’s Tuesday.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

Obama is on his way to Dallas to “heal the nation.” I bet that will work out wonderfully.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Sven!

1) I wonder how many times Il Douchey will refer to himself in Dallas.

2) I also wonder if he’ll talk about gun control. (I believe he will; “never let a crisis go to waste”.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

The thread gifs demonstrate the reason you never get a small dog. If you have a large dog, you know everything, everywhere is in reach, so you have to train your dog.

A visit by President 4-putt -- that’s just what Dallas needs.

I wonder how many times Il Douchey will refer to himself in Dallas.

If you’re keeping track, you’ll have to remove your shoes before the end of the second sentence.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy!

Read that Biden, Bush 43, Ted Cruz and Nancy Pelosi will also be in Dallas (the latter two arriving on AF1).

If you’re keeping track, you’ll have to remove your shoes before the end of the second sentence.

To throw at the monitor? 👿

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Recap of POSOTUS’s Dallas speech:

It’s easier for a kid to get a Glock than a book and it’s your fault that a black militant executed five white cops.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

You know, I went down to my local library the other day, and they wouldn’t let me check out a book without registering first, but they would let me check out a M249 SAW with a 100-rd belt. I get to keep it for 2 weeks.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

If it wasn’t for the NRA, police officers wouldn’t need to carry firearms.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Machinist

Oh, that’s easy: shut up, you raaaaaciiiiiist!

Too bad there was no grassy knoll near where Dear Leader gave his speech today. (Yeah…I went there.)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Machinist

Nearly forty minutes long.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

Yes, the man does love to her himself talk, especially when he’s lecturing.

Say what you want about George Bush as President, but as a man, Obama doesn’t hold a candle to him. Good speech from him.