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Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Good morning, Wheelizens!

Mac --

“The cake is a lie.” 🙂

Here’s to the RNC convention!!1!

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

Teh inviting streets of downtown Cleveland:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

This is an oldie but goodie:

Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

Good morning and happy Monday.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

G’day, Sven!

[swami turban]

After the convention, all those miles of fence in Cleveland (which they probably won’t ever need again) are likely to get shunted off to a warehouse owned by a crony, who will charge more than the going rate. I also predict that the fence will be sold or scrapped down the road, while the taxpayers keep getting charged for storage.

Until an audit discovers the fence sections are missing, at which point there will be some sort of half-assed “investigation”, officials will throw up their hands and say, “We dunno what happened”, some lackey might be charged, the case will go nowhere and that’ll be the end of it.

‘Cause that’s just how Cleveland / Cuyahoga County rolls.

[/swami turban]

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

The Republican National Convention starts today! The excitement in the air is so palpable you can almost smell it! Oops, my bad. That’s just the smell of fear of the party bosses as they struggle to regain control.

Fatwa -- I think you missed the possibility that someone will call for the creation of an updated, computerized, inventory control system for the city/county to prevent this from ever happening again. Of course, we all know how government IT projects work out.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

Hiya, Paddy!

I love the smell of GOP gear in the morning; it smells like Karl Rove and Reince Priebus. Ewwwww!

As re the inventory control system, they’ll just hire an incompetent crony -- at 3-4 times what it should cost -- who won’t deliver but will get paid, anyway.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Arguing with lawyers? Tell me it ain’t so! LOL

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

Hai, Mac!

Not surprised you were voir dired; thanks for teh regional pronunciation note. 😉

Enjoy your lunch and nap.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

Live image from the Quicken Loans Arena. 😉

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Trump’s campaign is en fuego!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Or maybe those are the signatures of delegates calling for a roll call vote on the rules change.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

The Lutheran Pietists are at it again -- this time on a train in Germany. It took a while for the identity of the axe-wielding pacifist to be released, but we now know it was a 17 year-old refugee from Afghanistan the Amana Colonies, shouting Allahu Ahkbar Verbum Domini Manet in Aeternum!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

Sad “heh”.