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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’day, Wheelizens!

When today’s thread GIF loaded, I heard a cartoonish “boing boing boing boing boing” SFX in my head.

I was thinking, Fatwa, of leaving my Koran in the restroom as reading material. Perhaps with a bacon bookmark?

Endorsed. You could also remove the TP from the stall and encourage users to rip out pages instead. 👿

Insofar as religious “hate crimes” in America go, Jooooos were far and away the #1 target a few years ago per the FBI:

Religious bias

Of the 1,340 victims of an anti-religious hate crime:

62.4 percent were victims of an offender’s anti-Jewish bias.
11.6 percent were victims of an anti-Islamic bias.
7.5 percent were victims of a bias against groups of individuals of varying religions (anti-multiple religions, group).
6.4 percent were victims of an anti-Catholic bias.
2.6 percent were victims of an anti-Protestant bias.
0.9 percent were victims of an anti-Atheist/Agnostic bias.
8.6 percent were victims of a bias against other religions (anti-other religion).

Teh yay! We’re #1! We’re #1! (That’s with my peeps estimated at 1.4% of the U.S. population vs. 0.9% for the Mohammedans.)

I can haz ZOG check now, plztks?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

When is Jewish Appreciation month?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

And good morning, GN! Wishing you all a wonderful day.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

Ed Morrisey from Hot Air on CSPAN now. Articulate feller.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Sven!

When is Jewish Appreciation month?

Har! We’re not potentially violent enough to get one; I don’t think that can be easily fixed. 🙁

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

With apologies to the Kingston Trio:

The whole world is festering with unhappy souls. The French hate the Germans. The Germans hate the Poles.
Italians hate Yugoslavs. South Africans hate the Dutch and nobody likes the Joooos very much!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy!

There’s also this one; relevant verse at 1:53:

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

Slow day at teh wheel, eh? Everyone must be out celebrating Muslim Appeasement month.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

Some good lines from AoS:

What I’m believing is that I should treat my liberal counterparts with the exact level of fairness, honesty, and respect with which they treat me — and that if I show any level of fairness, honesty, and respect to them greater than what they show me, I’m not more moral or virtuous.

What I am is a damn fool and a sucker who is encouraging his own debasement.