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Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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G’day, Wheelizens!

Due to insufficient caffeine intake at the time of initial viewing, Mac’s thread pic freaked me out a bit. Well played, sir.

Need. Moar. Coffee.

Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

Poor kitty.

And good morning, GN!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Heya, Sven!

trump or hillary? photo trump or hillary_zps637zaeya.jpg

Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

Ayup, Fatwa: a real choice we have coming up.

Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

Claire Wolfe:

Attended an event yesterday at which the Republocrats and the Democans had competing back-to-back booths. Nice high wall between them to avoid riots among competing factions of statists, but still amusing placement.

It was obvious that the poor volunteers were being barraged with protests against their presidential candidates. At the first anti-Hillary remark, the chief Dem volunteer launched into an obviously rehearsed spiel about how desperately — desperately! — important the downticket races were: “I understand you not wanting to v*te for Clinton, but look, we have these vital county commissioner races, and boy are they ever tight. You should still v*te, you know. You wouldn’t want the Rs to win, would you?”

The volunteers on the R side of the barrier took a different tack: “Okay,” said the first one, “we don’t like Trump very much, either. But the thing is, with Hillary, you already know what you’re getting. With Trump, at least there’s hope.” She clasped her hands as if in desperate prayer, “And we have to have hope, don’t we?”

“Don’t forget those Supreme Court justices,” a second volunteer reminded.

But the R’s didn’t have any “Hillary for Jail” bumper stickers. Alas. So I walked out into the blazing sunshine and let politics burn off my skin.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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.”..but look, we have these vital county commissioner races, and boy are they ever tight.”

Yup…it’s terribly important to make sure we’re able enact statist, big government policies regionally, locally and right into your backyard!! We’ll take away your liberties and provide a nicer sort of enslavement than those other guys ’cause we treat our zeks better than they do.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Happy Caturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Sven -- thanks. Now I have to look up skoliosexual and zitto.

Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

But you were ahead of me, Paddy, since you knew about the alt-right.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Trans- is easy: across or through, like in transformer, translate, transit. In organic chemistry it refers to things being on opposite sides of a plane of a molecule. Cis- is the opposite of trans- , it means on the same side. The SJW’s like to use cis- and trans- to refer to gender and hetero- and homo- to refer to sexuality. Then, like the Germans, they put the pieces together into completely new words that you have to break apart to understand.

Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

That clears it up, but even if I get mixed up, it isn’t like I’ll be ostracized or fined or anything, right? Or wait for it…

“or anything, alt-right”?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Reply to  Sven

“Baby, ev’rything is alt-right,
Uptight, out of sight”

-Stevie Wonder

Sven
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Sven
4 years ago

“It’s alt-right now, baby, alt-right now”

Paul Rodgers