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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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G’day, GN!

Today’s thread GIF appears to be some sort of political metaphor; I just can’t parse it without moar coffee.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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A Canadian Mint worker got busted smuggling $180K worth of gold in his rectum:

http://kdvr.com/2016/09/21/police-mint-worker-smuggled-180k-worth-of-gold-in-his-rectum/

During testimony it was revealed Lawrence set off the metal detectors at work more than other employees, but they never seemed to find anything on him. Perhaps they were using the wrong preposition?

The tone of the article is a bit cheeky, butt this was my favorite part:

Also, the judge presiding over the case is Justice Peter Doody.

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” -- Dave Barry

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

I’ve heard of people sh!tting bricks, but never gold bricks!
“Laurence! Are you gold-bricking again?”
“No sir! Just a few coins!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Glenn Reynolds’ Twitter account has been suspended for opining that if one’s car is surrounded by a threatening mob, one should run them down.

I would do exactly the same thing.

It appears that Twitter is continuing their purge of non-liberals. And their stock price is tanking; good!

Update @ 10:15 EDT: Glenn’s account has been reinstated, on the condition he delete the “offending” Tweet. But he’s linked to a screencap of it, which is a nice “fuck you.”

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

From a high of $69.00 to $18.67

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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

Not sure what Mac is trying to say with the thread-gif -- it’s Thursday-go kiss a snake?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

It doesn’t look like the snake gave affirmative consent -- that’s sexual battery!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Heya, Paddy and Mac!

IIRC, the majority stockholder of Twitter is one of the Saudi Royals; can’t be arsed to look it up as they’re scum. 👿

Can’t we all just get along?

That’s adorable, Mac.

I’d be happy if, in this country, we could all just tolerate one another. Sadly, things seem to be headed in the opposite direction…bah!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

Snakes. Ugh.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Heh!
and
LOL!