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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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5 years ago

*Stares at thread GIF in bewilderment*

Um, Happy Columbus Day, GN?!?

At first I thought that might be a GIF of Hillary dining before realizing there was no jaw dislocation involved. 👿

Once again, I declined to watch the debate; major props to Sven and any other Wheelizens who actually sat through it. (If I’d been faced with a choice of viewing it or catheterizing myself with a jagged pipette, I’d have pulled a Jack Benny “I’m thinking it over”.)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
5 years ago

Hi Fatwa and good morning GN and here’s some heaping mounds of happy wonderful Monday for everybody!

The debate last night was mostly amusing, especially if you ignore the fact that the country is driving full speed into a brick wall and neither of these “leaders” know how to turn the wheel to avoid it or where the brake pedal is.

I doubt that Trump will win, but his legacy might very well be tearing enough holes in the Clinton and leftie mystique that both the media and other politicians won’t hesitate to go after either. Or so I hope…

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Sven 2-0(@sven)
5 years ago

What I’m surprised about, given that the left has this whole Russia-Putin-Trump conspiracy thing going on, and given the released transcripts of Clinton saying that you have to say one thing in public and do something else in private, is that Trump/the right havent brought up Obama’s hot mic incident with Putin saying that after the 2012 election, he’ll be able to be more flexible. If you want to know who’s playing with Russia, you could just point to that.

Mrs Sven had the best thought of things not used by Trump last night: he should have pulled out a Staple’s ‘that was easy button” with the word “reset” misspelled on it, and hit that few times during the debate.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
5 years ago

OK, off to teh bestest place ever. See ya guys.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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5 years ago

Hai, Sven!

Appreciate your impressions of last night’s carpshow.

…neither of these “leaders” know how to turn the wheel to avoid it or where the brake pedal is.

Or worse (and I fear that may be the case): They’re doing this purposely ’cause they believe they’ll survive the impact and come out on top. Along with their nasty “friends”.

I feel like I’m nowhere near cynical enough these days.

Liked Mrs. Sven’s idea. (Although having the button attached to a minigun aimed at the candidates and moderators would be my personal preference.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur(@jwmorgan)
5 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, Sven, and Mac!

Instead of watching the debate, I cooked dinner and attended my online class, although I did see a clip of the “you’d be in jail” exchange online.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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5 years ago

G’day, Mac and Paddy!

BrideO’ArbuckleK and I watched “P&P&Z” a short while back; I was pleasantly surprised it exceeded my -- admittedly -- low expectations. But Mac and Elena’s timing re watching it is quite droll.

A zombie attack certainly would have made the Potemkin debate more interesting.

Paddy --

AFAIC, they all ought to be in gaol.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur(@jwmorgan)
5 years ago

Jail? Are you going soft on us, Fatwa?
🙂

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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5 years ago

Gotta hold ’em somewhere between their trials and their mulching dates. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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TehMermaid(@tehmermaid)
5 years ago

I only watched the very first part of the debate, when they both took the stage and instead of shaking hands, I was sort of expecting Trump to “grab her right in the P*$$Y”! Now THAT would have been something! Instead, they didn’t even shake hands. What a let-down! Trump couldnt even get that done. I turned it off.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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5 years ago
Reply to  TehMermaid

Heya, Cali!

Re your comment: euuuuw! Euuuuw! Euuuuw! 😉

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TehMermaid(@tehmermaid)
5 years ago

Sorry, I’m not a fan of either of those 2 cronies but that has been the running joke around my house since last night…I have a weird sense of humor. I apologize if I offended.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur(@jwmorgan)
5 years ago
Reply to  TehMermaid

I think the only way you could have offended Fatwa was by either
a) expressing a burning desire to support Trump
or
2) posting pictures of Hillary’s nether regions.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur(@jwmorgan)
5 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

No, that was Roy Rogers.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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5 years ago
Reply to  TehMermaid

Cali --

OMG…I’m so not offended; Paddy’s assessment is accurate. (Figured teh winking smiley was a tip-off.)

But I will admit that the thought of Hillary’s hooha makes me a teeny bit squeamish; even my grossness / crudeness has its limits. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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5 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

IMO, it’s completely feigned outrage in an attempt to gain some political advantage. And distract from the email leak.

I’m not in the least surprised or offended; heard worse in junior high school.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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5 years ago

I’m adding Hillary’s Nether Regions to my long list of possible band names. (Believe me, there are worse ones on there.)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
5 years ago

As a band name, that’s not half bad. As like a reality? It makes me throw up a little. Well played, all; well played.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
5 years ago

If Hillary’s nether regions could talk, what they say?

“Bill! Bill! Don’t forget to pick up more peanut butter!”

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur(@jwmorgan)
5 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

…and remember the Cheez Doodles and Schlitz!