Teh Squeaky Wheel
Good Monday thread GIF, Mac.
The first few times I went bowling, I had a really difficult time coordinating the run-up and release of teh ball; lofted a few of them.
But never lofted a tire.
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
Yes, it’s another Monday and it already feels like Mac’s thread gif.
A slow day at teh wheel, eh?
I got stuck in this traffic jam last week on the way to work. How many more things could this jackalope have done wrong:
A 20-year-old Granada Hills man was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol in an injury crash Thursday morning on Highway 118 in Simi Valley, officials said.
The crash was reported at 6:10 a.m. on the eastbound side of the freeway west of Rocky Peak Road, according to the California Highway Patrol.
The driver who was arrested, identified as Carson Cleeland, told the patrol he was texting as his pickup was traveling in the carpool lane on the westbound side of the freeway and he lost control. The vehicle went over the concrete center divider into eastbound traffic, where it collided head-on with a Nissan sport utility vehicle driven by a 63-year-old Simi Valley woman, the patrol reported.
He could have been drinking a Starbucks Unicorn Frappe.
From the AoS Overnight Open Thread
We cannot accept the fact that Jews wouldn’t be entitled to live and buy anywhere in Jerusalem. I can only imagine what would happen if someone suggested Jews could not live in certain neighborhoods in New York, London, Paris or Rome. There would certainly be a major international outcry. Benjamin Netanyahu
Appropriate on this Holocaust Remembrance Day.