He could have been drinking a Starbucks Unicorn Frappe.
Okay, that was *schnort*-worthy. That young idiot could also have been puffing on a doobie. Or huffing glue, I suppose. Bummer that it interfered with Sven’s Monday commute.
In additional Holocaust Remembrance Day news, I see that Pope Francis compared European refugee camps with concentration camps. Yeah, I remember Dad telling me about how shitty his free WiFi was. And the lack of kosher food options.
Happy Second Monday Tuesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!
Fatwa -- I didn’t see that bit of brilliance by Pope Frankie.
Remember all those photos and films of millions of Jews fleeing the hell-holes of Germany and Austria for the sweet freedom of Poland? They would pack themselves into cattle cars just for a chance at a better life in Auschwitz and Treblinka. Yep, same thing.
Mmmmmm…bacon!
Goooooood morniiiiiiiiing, GN!
Okay, that was *schnort*-worthy. That young idiot could also have been puffing on a doobie. Or huffing glue, I suppose. Bummer that it interfered with Sven’s Monday commute.
In additional Holocaust Remembrance Day news, I see that Pope Francis compared European refugee camps with concentration camps. Yeah, I remember Dad telling me about how shitty his free WiFi was. And the lack of kosher food options.
Cri. Min. Ee.
Good morning and happy Tuesday…it is Tuesday, right? Hi, Fatwa.
Hai, Sven!
Unnamed sources confirm that it is, indeed, Tueday.
Happy
Second MondayTuesday, Gerbil Nation!Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!
Fatwa -- I didn’t see that bit of brilliance by Pope Frankie.
Remember all those photos and films of millions of Jews fleeing the hell-holes of Germany and Austria for the sweet freedom of Poland? They would pack themselves into cattle cars just for a chance at a better life in Auschwitz and Treblinka. Yep, same thing.
Sadly disappointing, this pope. But what can you do?
Hai, Paddy!
Hope that tomorrow will actually feel like Wednesday for you.
WTF?? At Nordstrom, you can buy jeans which look like they’re caked with mud. For only $425. (Be sure to read the description, too.)
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-barracuda-straight-leg-jeans/4457245?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=INDIGO&cm_mmc=Linkshare-_-partner-_-10-_-1&siteId=TnL5HPStwNw-HA3RJmyYfZz6l8OiuPFf4Q
For the same price, you can get a faux-muddy denim jacket, too:
http://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-mud-denim-jacket/4457254?origin=keywordsearch-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=PRESSED%20RINSE
The Law of Supply and Idjits is alive and well in America.
I’d be willing to put real mud on them for only $375.
If mud isn’t your style, for just $395 you can get these:
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-demon-slim-straight-leg-jeans/4457311?origin=coordinating-4457311-0-1-PDP_2-recbot-prod_brands_by_cat1&recs_placement=PDP_2&recs_strategy=prod_brands_by_cat1&recs_source=recbot&recs_page_type=product