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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist


Goooooood morniiiiiiiiing, GN!

He could have been drinking a Starbucks Unicorn Frappe.

Okay, that was *schnort*-worthy. That young idiot could also have been puffing on a doobie. Or huffing glue, I suppose. Bummer that it interfered with Sven’s Monday commute.

In additional Holocaust Remembrance Day news, I see that Pope Francis compared European refugee camps with concentration camps. Yeah, I remember Dad telling me about how shitty his free WiFi was. And the lack of kosher food options.

Cri. Min. Ee.

Just Sven
7 years ago

Good morning and happy Tuesday…it is Tuesday, right? Hi, Fatwa.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hai, Sven!

Unnamed sources confirm that it is, indeed, Tueday.

Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Happy Second Monday Tuesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Fatwa -- I didn’t see that bit of brilliance by Pope Frankie.
Remember all those photos and films of millions of Jews fleeing the hell-holes of Germany and Austria for the sweet freedom of Poland? They would pack themselves into cattle cars just for a chance at a better life in Auschwitz and Treblinka. Yep, same thing.

Just Sven
7 years ago

Sadly disappointing, this pope. But what can you do?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hai, Paddy!

Hope that tomorrow will actually feel like Wednesday for you.

WTF?? At Nordstrom, you can buy jeans which look like they’re caked with mud. For only $425. (Be sure to read the description, too.)


For the same price, you can get a faux-muddy denim jacket, too:


The Law of Supply and Idjits is alive and well in America.