Even in this age of cellphones having the time on the lock screen, I can’t be without one. And if the one I’m wearing dies? I get like Rain Man until I get a replacement.
Ask Kaaaate-y. She was with me the last time it happened. I kept tapping my wrist and muttering, “Gotta go to Wal-Mart.”
Other than that, I’m totally normal. Really.
And yes, yes he did Sven, out loud.
Crap! I gotta clock in at my version of the Happiest Place to Work Evar!².
I quit wearing cheap Casio watches -- of which I was a big fan because cheap -- because I kept breaking the bands climbing ladders. Didn’t matter what type of bands they had. So more than 20 years ago, I just gave up and relied on the clock on my pager and then phone.
(Still have a dress watch but couldn’t tell you the last time I wore it.)
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A family’s checking-in to a hotel. Dad says to the desk clerk, “I hope your porn is disabled!” Desk clerk gives Dad the evil eye and responds, “No…it’s just regular porn, you sick bastard.”
Charleston police said a woman faces a charge after she posted a Facebook message, threatening to bring an Uzi to shoot everyone at a hotel where she works.
“I’m the kind of kid that brings an Uzi to the hotel just to shoot everybody in the d— face,” police said the woman wrote in the message she posted Saturday.
Satanisha Rashay Miller, 22, of Charleston is charged with threats of terroristic acts, according to a criminal complaint filed in Kanawha County Magistrate Court.
Why I despise the ACLU: “The heckler’s veto of Coulter’s Berkeley speech is a loss for the 1st Amendment. We must protect speech on campus, even when hateful.”
“For the future of our democracy, we must protect bigoted speech from government censorship. On college campuses, that means that the best way to combat hateful speech is through counter-speech, vigorous and creative protest, and debate, not threats of violence or censorship.”
Happy Thursday, GN!
Mac’s thread pic might have induced minor coffee-snorfling.
So nice to see TeX dropped by; bummer about teh watchband but Teh Yay for upcoming vacations!
With apologies to the CA contingent:
Good Morning EveryGerbillyBody!
No worries, Mac. It was just a thought.
Even in this age of cellphones having the time on the lock screen, I can’t be without one. And if the one I’m wearing dies? I get like Rain Man until I get a replacement.
Ask Kaaaate-y. She was with me the last time it happened. I kept tapping my wrist and muttering, “Gotta go to Wal-Mart.”
Other than that, I’m totally normal. Really.
And yes, yes he did Sven, out loud.
Crap! I gotta clock in at my version of the Happiest Place to Work Evar!².
ZzzzzzzT!
*mwah y’all*
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, TeX!!!!1!!!, and Fatwa!
I know what you mean about wristwatches, TeX. If I’m not wearing one, it just doesn’t feel right.
Hai TeX and…OMG TeX!!!1!
Also, hai, Paddy!
I quit wearing cheap Casio watches -- of which I was a big fan because cheap -- because I kept breaking the bands climbing ladders. Didn’t matter what type of bands they had. So more than 20 years ago, I just gave up and relied on the clock on my pager and then phone.
(Still have a dress watch but couldn’t tell you the last time I wore it.)
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A family’s checking-in to a hotel. Dad says to the desk clerk, “I hope your porn is disabled!” Desk clerk gives Dad the evil eye and responds, “No…it’s just regular porn, you sick bastard.”
http://instantrimshot.com/
Just came across perhaps the best ghetto name evar:
http://wchstv.com/news/local/woman-accused-of-threatening-to-bring-uzi-to-hotel-to-shoot-coworkers
Satanisha?!?! WTF was her mama thinking?
FIFY
I have never been anywhere near that intoxicated on any substance I may have tried.
If her child was male, would he have been called L’Ucifertavious? Beelzebubba?
Why I despise the ACLU: “The heckler’s veto of Coulter’s Berkeley speech is a loss for the 1st Amendment. We must protect speech on campus, even when hateful.”
Fuck you and your condescending pat on the head.
And more ACLU asshattery:
“For the future of our democracy, we must protect bigoted speech from government censorship. On college campuses, that means that the best way to combat hateful speech is through counter-speech, vigorous and creative protest, and debate, not threats of violence or censorship.”
To which I once again say, fuck you.