Teh Squeaky Wheel
"I see another “bombshell” “game-changer” “pivotal moment” “changes everything” “Trump is done” moment has occurred courtesy of John Bolton. Odd, the timing of this, but there you go."
Monday gaaaaaah!reetings, GN!
Mac’s thread pic is a lovely metaphor for a Monday; I’m sure nothing could go wrong with that set-up.
Also appropriate for a Monday: to celebrate its 25th anniversary, Billy Ray Cyrus -- who is officially changing his name to “Cyrus” -- will be releasing not one, not two, but three new versions of “Achy Breaky Heart”.
Gosharooties…I can hardly wait to enjoy that audio bounty.
And last, an appropriate Monday commuter image (click to enlarge):
Dang…almost forgot: Happy May Day!!!
Yup, time to march in the streets and sing about the wonderfulness of communism. Good times.
Wow, that’s great news re: Cyrus! Thanks, Fatwa! Here’s what was playing in my head this morning when the alarm clock went off:
I know: not even close to the awesomeness that is acky breaky heart, but so it goes.
Is that a prophetic raven? Wonder if she has a vorpal switchblade in the bag?
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, Sven, and Mac!
Happy May Day, Comrades!
I received an email from the California Teachers Association (spit!) asking all teachers to wear red to school today -- “Wear Red for Ed on Monday morning! A sea of red t-shirts, hats, pants, vests and the like will send a strong message of unity.”
Red? on May Day?
And “Access CTA’s Social Justice Toolkit and print out posters and other collateral materials to bring to class tomorrow.”
Among the posters are these gems:
Hai, Sven, Mac and Paddy!
Wonder if she has a vorpal switchblade in the bag?
Heh. Why don’t you ask her? 😉
“Red for Ed”? Really??!?
I did find you an appropriate shirt, ‘tho:
A Florida man found an extreme way to cheat on his diet last night: He broke into a closed fast food restaurant and drank more than 25 gallons of used oil from the deep fryers.
UPDATE: That’s a satire website; I got suckered.