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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Happy Friday, Wheelizens.

Scary cat is scary.

Just read that here in GA, we have a boatload of magic cops:

http://www.11alive.com/mb/news/investigations/the-drug-whisperer/437061710

Georgia now has more than 250 officers with special ‘drug recognition expert’ training.

But 11Alive News Chief Investigator Brendan Keefe discovered some drivers are getting arrested for driving stoned — even when their drug tests came back clean.

Yes…they can glean when you’re drug-impaired despite an utter lack of probable cause, much less proof. Obey our brave, unionized, heroic sheepdogs thugs, peons!! They’ll lock you in a rape cage based on their intensive “training” and keen “instinct” because fuck you, that’s why.

Shit like this makes me wish there really was a “war on cops”.

(The article’s poorly formatted in my browser, but worth a read…Jeebus!)

#BTFSTTG

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Good morning and happy Friday! What’s wonderful about this particular Friday? Hillary! still isn’t POTUS.

Hi, Fatwa!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Fatwa -- wow, that’s some magical police officer you’ve got there in Cobb County. He can detect drugs that lab tests fail to find -- and Internal Affairs believes him and not the Georgia Bureau of Investigation Crime Lab, because #Science.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Machinist

Absence of any semblance of due process does make for a nice “profit margin”.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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This kind of drug lunacy is only going to increase under AG Jefferson Beauregard “Good People Don’t Smoke Marijuana” Sessions. Who also wants to reinstate all of the mandatory minimum sentences for drug crimes.

Amazing how many people learned nothing from alcohol prohibition. This country can’t even keep drugs out of maximum security prisons but keeps on fighting a “war” that’s unwinnable. (And unconstitutional.)

I guess they read butt clinches with superhuman accuracy?

Hahahahaha*schnort*hahaha…Mac funnee!

Let’s not leave out the cops who are so good that they can “smell the odor of burnt marijuana” with their goonmobile windows rolled up as they pass a car going in the opposite direction on a 45 mph speed limit road.

And K9 units, which are mostly just probable cause generators.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Personally, I’m in favor of legalization of all drugs. Pot, heroin, cocaine, whatever. I can’t see anything in the Constitution that prohibits it. On the other hand, I’d like to see the Trump Administration smack the snot out of California and Washington and Colorado as all those medical and recreational marijuana shops are still violating federal law. Let Trump seize all the tax revenues from these states; asset forfeiture the crap out of them and charge state officials for drug trafficking.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

I didnt wake up this morning with a song spinning through my brain, but I did hear this: “It’s a tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury signifying nothing.”

Seems to describe the media and the Left to a tee.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Anniversary tomorrow or as Mrs Sven characterizes it: “28 F**kin’ Years.” Hard to believe: where did the time go?

Anyhow, we’ll be taking off for the weekend. You boys play nice.