Teh Squeaky Wheel
Happy Flying Cat Monday, Wheelizens!
From the unfortunate marketing decisions file:
Happy Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
I’m sure that store also has a black power accessories section, but I bet there’s no Joooo power accessories section, and that’s just raaaaacist!
There’re no Joooo power accessories because we secretly control all of the power; muwahahahahaha! (We don’ need no steenking “accessories”.)
But I haz a sad ’cause I’m not getting my equitable share. 🙁