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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

Happy Fight-the-Shadows Wednesday, Gerbil Nation!

In California, competitive cheer leading is now an official high school sport. The teams now get recognition as athletes, but some coaches are finding out that having to follow the rules is not what they bargained for when they pushed for recognition.

Sven
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Sven
3 years ago

Rules? We don’t need no stinkin’ rules!

Sven
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Sven
3 years ago

I’m working on an ode to Ramen Noodles, but all I have so far is:

Ramen! Ramen! I love you.
You’re only three minutes away.

Sung to the tune of Tomorrow.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago
Reply to  Sven

The ramen’ll be done in a minute
Bet your bottom dollar that in a minute
There’ll be ramen

Just thinkin’ about that ramen
clears away the cobwebs from my hunger
’til there’s none

When I’m stuck with some food that’s grey and loathsome
I pull out a pot, and soon I’ve got

Enough sodium for today and tomorrow
and artificial flavors
chicken, pork, oy vey!

Ramen, oh Ramen, I love ya, Maruchan
You’re only three minutes away!