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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Monday…gaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Yes, I kilted yesterday’s thread and am thoroughly unrepentant.

Just read an article about how cities all over the country are falling all over themselves to woo Amazon’s second HQ…with hundreds of millions -- or even billions -- in incentives.

Which will somehow magically provide a net gain to the local economy. Talk about yer “voodoo economics”.

“Ooh, ooh, ooh…pick me, Jeff!”

It’s like a freaking Tiger Beat “Win A Date With David Cassidy!!1!” contest. Only more cringe-worthy.

Bah!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Here’s a little showbiz-style tribute to Hollywood’s most recent reluctant celebrity. While it doesn’t contain any “bad words”, it’s still a bit crude because:

1) Given the subject matter, that’s sort of unavoidable, and
2) I am who I am.

“Hooray For Harvey’s Wood”
(To the tune of “Hooray For Hollywood”)

Hooray for Harvey’s wood
It’s shown the seamy side of Hollywood
Where a producer just unzips his pants and defiles plants
‘Cause it’s good to be the king
And underaged girls are gifted with pearls
Around their necks without the need for string

Hooray for Harvey’s wood
At casting calls there’s a good likelihood
That you’ll be asked to give a hearty handshake to his trouser snake
It’s totally understood
You won’t get a gig unless you please that pig
Hooray for Harvey’s wood

Hooray for Harvey’s wood
Baloney-pony key to Hollywood
A place where if you really want to make it, you’ll watch Harv naked
To get your name up in lights
You’ll have to spend an hour to watch him shower
(That town is filled with pervy sybarites)

Hooray for Harvey’s wood
To get yourself a show biz livelihood
You’ll need to coax a little bit of protein from Mr. Weinstein
And make make him feel good
Give him half an hour to abuse his power
Hooray for Harvey’s wood

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

That’s pretty funny -- me like.