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Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Happy Caturday, GN!

Heeeeeeeeeeeee:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-far-south-side-robber-shoots-self-20171102-story.html

A man who robbed a Far South Side hot dog stand accidentally shot himself in the leg and penis as he tried to escape early Tuesday, according to court documents.

Perhaps he shouldn’t have gone off…

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…half-cocked.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

If he didn’t before, he certainly will from here on out.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

Happy Caturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

It’s another beautiful day in paradise, so I’m going to get some homework done. I need to write a synthesis of two papers I read recently. Two papers that are completely unrelated. Oh, joy.

Sven
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Sven
3 years ago

Huh. What’s involved in a “synthesis”?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago
Reply to  Sven

You basically summarize each of the articles, then compare and contrast, finishing with some sort of conclusion.

Sven
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Sven
3 years ago

So probably “nothing at all” won’t fly?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Hai, Paddy!

If he didn’t before, he certainly will from here on out.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Hope you’ve already figured out a reasonable way to “combine” those papers so you don’t have to spend too much of your off-time screwing around with that “homework”.

Sven
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Sven
3 years ago

Good morning and happy Saturday!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Hai, Sven!

Reason.com mocks the competition for Amazon’s new HQ:

Sven
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Sven
3 years ago

Or should I say Amazon tigers….classic.

Bullet train? More classic.

Are you sure this is a parody?