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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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I can certainly relate to this morning’s oh-so-appropriate thread GIF, Mac; been there and done that.

Wonder if U No Hoo is gonna do a rap album now: “Felonious PHuD -- (Not So) Straight Outta You Jean”.

First single: “F*ck Tha Green Can Men”.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Monday, eh? Well, good morning anyways.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Is SWMNBN freaking out over on her twitter feed?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Sven!

She’s not freaking out so much as doing her tired old schtick: blaming others (such as JG) for her completely self-induced woes and taunting / insulting the Weld County authorities in her customary childish manner.

Also expressing more profoundly ignorant legal “theories”, because she’s smarter than everyone, what with her pee aitch dee and all.

I’m just sure this will all end well for her…as usual. 👿

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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I see that patrician phlegm-gobbet John Effin’ Kerry was caught on a recording in Dubai last year claiming the Israelis don’t want peace with the Paleostinians [sic]:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/israel-doesn-apos-t-want-170209492.html

“The Palestinians have done an extraordinary job of remaining committed to nonviolence,” Kerry says. “When the intifada took place [in 2015] they delivered non-violence in the West Bank.”

I would be deeply saddened -- deeply saddened, I tell you -- if that expensively-dyed coif of his got mussed by multiple rounds of .45 ACP.

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Additionally, Lois Lerner is terribly concerned that we frightfully unsophisticated, knuckle-dragging proles might become a wee bit peeved if the tapes and transcripts of her depositions last year are not kept sealed in perpetuity:

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/nov/19/lois-lerner-holly-paz-want-testimony-sealed-perman/

Former IRS executive Lois G. Lerner told a federal court last week that members of her family, including “young children,” face death threats and a real risk of physical harm if her explanation of the tea party targeting scandal becomes public.

Ms. Lerner and Holly Paz, her deputy at the IRS, filed documents in court Thursday saying tapes and transcripts of depositions they gave in a court case this year must remain sealed in perpetuity, or else they could spur an enraged public to retaliate.

Sorry, lady; I’m all out of fucks to give for you and your minion. Maybe, just maybe, you ought not have done what you did.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

Happy Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Gee, wouldn’t we all like to keep our misdeeds, let alone actual crimes, secret, for fear of retaliation.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Indeed. How she or her attorney can make that argument with a straight face is beyond me.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Paddy!

In addition to being able to keep one’s evil -- and criminal -- acts secret, the icing on that particular cake is being able to compel your actual victims to fund your quite comfy retirement while feigning victimhood yourself.

Our FedGov is a criminal enterprise from the top on down; we just get to choose from either Gambinos or Luccheses every couple of years.

#BTFSTTG

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

Breaking news, Sen. Al Frankengroper grabs woman’s arse, says he feels “badly” that she felt disrespected.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/20/politics/al-franken-inappropriate-touch-2010/index.html

I guess she was supposed to feel grateful?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Back in the 80’s I worked for a woman who one day out of the blue smacked me in the ass and then said “How’s that for sexual harassment?” At least she didn’t ask me to twirl.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Thirty years later? Yeah, I think you’ve got a claim.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Up is down, white is black, and stop is go. I thought it was the Dems that always got roiled up in scandals involving money and the Repubs that messed up with women.