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Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Top o’ teh mornin’, GN!

It’s currently 11ºF here in Larryville; bah!

I may, on occasion, come out with a scent, but I don’t think it’s something I can bottle and sell.

It’s all in the marketing.

Giving it a French name makes it sound classy; perhaps something like Irlandais Ivrogne (“Irish Drunkard”). Emphasis on the fresh, earthy, mysterious and slightly-dangerous peat and damp wool fragrance notes. And general manliness.

Paddy’s simply going to have to learn to work Instagram and Twitter effectively. Including lots of shirtless photos of him doing manly stuff. (He’s already got the roguish “merry eye twinkle” thing down.)

And we’ll need a suggestive tag line with a female voiceover.

This could be yuuuuuuge! 🙂

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

I may have to employ a body double for the shirtless shots -- that’s assuming actual sales are the goal.

Today is general housework day, as we deal with the debris and detritus that piles up after a week of float decorating (and Christmas before that).

I hope you and Brenda are feeling better.

Sven
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Sven
3 years ago

Soon we’ll be able to say that we knew Paddy before he got famous…

Short work day -- we get half a day off so as to slide slooooowly into the new year.

Sven
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Sven
3 years ago

Day 2 of 2018 and despite Trump=Hitler, withdrawing from the Paris accords, the end of net neutrality, the firing of Jack Del Rio, Russian collusion, and new tax laws, I’m STILL alive! Amazing.

Sven
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Sven
3 years ago

Huh. So this is what it’s like on a Tuesday afternoon at teh wheel. Quiet.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago
Reply to  Sven

I agree on all points, Sven.

Sven
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Sven
3 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Now that we’ve legalized marijuana, the state’s revenue problems are solved, Mac.