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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
3 years ago

Happy Tuesday, GN! I see that Fatwa is sleeping in again.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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3 years ago

G’day GN!

Hai, Sven!

I must have really slept in; it’s Wednesday here in Happy Larryville. 😉

Well, you are just as God made you, Fatwa, but I was talking about that creepy dog-like thing.

I’ve been called many things but never a “creepy dog-like thing”; I feel better now. T’anks.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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3 years ago

As a former double bassist, I found this very impressive:

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur(@jwmorgan)
3 years ago

Happy Bump Day, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven, and Fatwa!

I got bumped (in my car) in a parking lot yesterday evening. I was waiting for a car to pass at the end of a row when some guy backing out of his space backed into me -- at about the speed in the thread gif. When we parked the guy’s wife immediately starts the whole “you ran into us” routine and we have a witness (a passenger in their car). I glance at both vehicles and don’t see any damage, but the guy demands my license and insurance, so we begin the exchange of info. A passenger in the car that I was stopped for comes over and says I saw the whole thing -- you were stopped and they backed into you, but that doesn’t shut up the wife. I ask where the damage to their vehicle is, and there are some small, horizontal lines on the corner of the bumper that could only be caused by them running into something else, not by being hit. We’ll see how this all plays out.

Oh, the insurance card he gave me was out of date by two years and for a different vehicle.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
3 years ago

Geez. Idiots: they are everywhere, Paddy.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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3 years ago

Hai, Paddy and Mac!

Paddy --

That woman in the car which hit you is a real piece o’ shit work.

Glad you had a witness; hope it all comes to naught. (Including zero further aggravation from Mr and Mrs. Scumbucket.)

In Soviet California, accident “victim” hits you.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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3 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

As you may be aware, “Russian dashcams” is a thing on YouTube.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0(@sven)
3 years ago

WTF? Today is Wednesday? Really?