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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

“Sure Happy It’s Thursday, GN!” -- Paddy O’Furnijur

I, too, was glad to see Justine Diamond’s murderer charged but expect ultimately he’ll essentially “walk”; the system protects its own, especially their costumed goonyun road pirates.

Still no rain down in the OC. Should arrive tomorrow.

Darn Joooooooooos.

Hey, we just did a major update; got a few lines of code that need to be tweaked. Sorry for the inconveniences…especially in the NE. đź‘ż

Just Sven
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6 years ago

Good morning, GN! Hi Fatwa!

Been raining for a while now, but the heavy stuff -- what is now called the “Joooooooish deluge” -- is not expected for a few hours. Should hit Paddy maybe early afternoon.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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6 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Hey, we just did a major update; got a few lines of code that need to be tweaked.

That’s why you should always test before the roll-out.

the “Joooooooish deluge” — is not expected for a few hours. Should hit Paddy maybe early afternoon.

Hey, Fatwa! Passover is next week. Are you telling us to expect a rough time between now and then?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hai, Sven and Paddy!

That’s why you should always test before the roll-out.

Hey, man…we’ve got a vast world-wide conspiracy we’re trying to run here; sometimes things fall through the cracks. Plus, the Weather division’s underfunded; I think Herschel in Accounting’s got a finger in the digital till, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Are you telling us to expect a rough time between now and then?

Not if you purchase at least one pallet of Arbuckle’s Authentic Old Tyme Pesach Matzos and send me the UPCs from each case. đź‘ż

Paddy O'Furnijur
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6 years ago

Thyme-peach matzos? I think I’ll pass. Speaking of pass -- can’t I just smear some New Zealand lamb’s blood on my lentils?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Thyme-peach matzos?

Vile as that sounds, at least they’d have some taste.

For next year, I’m hoping to roll-out Arbuckle’s Genuine Pesach Lamb’s Blood; every jar guaranteed to repel the Angel of Death or your purchase price cheerfully refunded…to your designated heirs.

Gotta love consumables.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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6 years ago

Arbuckle’s Genuine Pesach Lamb’s Blood -- There’s a Fatwa in every jar!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

…on my lentils?

I just now got that.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Ladies and gentlemen…the Ugandan Parliament (with dubbed audio):

I particularly like the assault mic stands; that’s pretty hardcore given the mass of those things.