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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

“Sure Happy It’s Thursday, GN!” -- Paddy O’Furnijur

I, too, was glad to see Justine Diamond’s murderer charged but expect ultimately he’ll essentially “walk”; the system protects its own, especially their costumed goonyun road pirates.

Still no rain down in the OC. Should arrive tomorrow.

Darn Joooooooooos.

Hey, we just did a major update; got a few lines of code that need to be tweaked. Sorry for the inconveniences…especially in the NE. 👿

Just Sven
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5 years ago

Good morning, GN! Hi Fatwa!

Been raining for a while now, but the heavy stuff -- what is now called the “Joooooooish deluge” -- is not expected for a few hours. Should hit Paddy maybe early afternoon.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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5 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Hey, we just did a major update; got a few lines of code that need to be tweaked.

That’s why you should always test before the roll-out.

the “Joooooooish deluge” — is not expected for a few hours. Should hit Paddy maybe early afternoon.

Hey, Fatwa! Passover is next week. Are you telling us to expect a rough time between now and then?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hai, Sven and Paddy!

That’s why you should always test before the roll-out.

Hey, man…we’ve got a vast world-wide conspiracy we’re trying to run here; sometimes things fall through the cracks. Plus, the Weather division’s underfunded; I think Herschel in Accounting’s got a finger in the digital till, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Are you telling us to expect a rough time between now and then?

Not if you purchase at least one pallet of Arbuckle’s Authentic Old Tyme Pesach Matzos and send me the UPCs from each case. 👿

Paddy O'Furnijur
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5 years ago

Thyme-peach matzos? I think I’ll pass. Speaking of pass -- can’t I just smear some New Zealand lamb’s blood on my lentils?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Thyme-peach matzos?

Vile as that sounds, at least they’d have some taste.

For next year, I’m hoping to roll-out Arbuckle’s Genuine Pesach Lamb’s Blood; every jar guaranteed to repel the Angel of Death or your purchase price cheerfully refunded…to your designated heirs.

Gotta love consumables.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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5 years ago

Arbuckle’s Genuine Pesach Lamb’s Blood -- There’s a Fatwa in every jar!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

…on my lentils?

I just now got that.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Ladies and gentlemen…the Ugandan Parliament (with dubbed audio):

I particularly like the assault mic stands; that’s pretty hardcore given the mass of those things.