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Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Happy Caturday, GN!

I see teh Svens got a new couch. 😉

I got nothin’ else; BBL.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

No room in the back for a pitchback, so we had to make due inside.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Reply to  Sven

Heh!

G’morning, Sven; my regards to teh missus (aka the Wracoon Wrangler™) if you’d be so kind.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

Happy Saturday, GN!

You know what’s really evil? Rice Krsipee Treats.

Hi, Fatwa

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Sven

It sounds like there’s a story there.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Reply to  Sven

Of course they’re evil; there’s no chocolate in them. 😉

Hai, Paddy!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Happy CatRaccoonturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven, and Fatwa!

Between the sofa inside and the water slide outside, The Svens have made a raccoon’s playground!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Too bad they can’t monetize it.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Do the Joooos control the Raccoon playground market, as well?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Nah; market segment’s too small.

Not nearly as lucrative as using the Weather Control Machine for -- in the words of Trayon White, Sr., the Genius of the Washington, D.C Shitty Council -- “controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man.”

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

It’s hard to argue with logic like that. I wouldn’t even try.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Apparently, “citrus fruits is citrus fruits”:

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

On the heels of NPR using the Islamic description of Easter (Jesus didn’t die, he just ascended into heaven) and issuing a hasty retraction, we have this from the Wall Street Journal:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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It’s especially galling that money is extorted from us to pay for NPR.