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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Happy Caturday from Isolated Thunderstorm-y Larryville, GN!

I’m already fed-up with the mid-terms as various state and local moh-rons are jockeying for position in numerous primary races. Predictably, none of them are campaigning on supporting and defending the COTUS.

(I know it’s endemic to the region, but I’d have to say that -- based on their radio ads -- the SoCon candidates sound especially goon-like. Bah!)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

COTUS? Never heard of it. Or did you mean COITUS?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

The ever stupid David Hogg from Parkland talking about either the NRA or the Democratic Party: “You know what would be a crazy thought? Russians funding an organization that only spreads more hate, violence and death in an effort to destroy Western democracy.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Sven!

Or did you mean COITUS?

That’s a polite way to characterize what they’re doing to us.

“…an effort to destroy Western democracy.”

Sure glad we’re a constitutional republic.

Well, sort of.

Technically.

On musty old paper that’s at least a hundred years old.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

Happy Caturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Third party cookies? Heck, we’ll even accept store-brand cookies!

The weather sure changed around here, yesterday. Thursday’s high was 63°F, yesterday’s was 93°. Could we pick something in the middle, please?

There’s a concerted effort out here to get rid of sitting Republicans -- not to replace them with actual Constitutional Republicans, but with more Progressives.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Paddy!

There’s a concerted effort out here to get rid of sitting Republicans…

Perhaps they ought to get off their lazy GOPe asses and stand for something. (Kidding; they don’t want to stick their necks out because cowardice.)

And no CA pols can afford to piss-off the unionized prison screws -- who run the state -- along with their diabolical allies in the teachers’ unions, public employees’ unions, other LEO’s unions, transportation unions, etc.

Nuking Sacramento on a day the entire legislature is in session -- preferably on a day multiple union blowholes are also in-town -- would be a boon to the entire nation.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

I’m really hoping the SCOTUS gets it right in Janus. In CA, 46% of teachers say they wouldn’t pay union dues if they didn’t have to.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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The “right” decision would be teh awesome!

(Bet we could hear the enraged shrieking from here.)

“My union…my beautiful, beautiful union. What a world, what a world…”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Cordless drill attack in Northern Ireland:

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/strabane-drill-attack_uk_5aed9eb2e4b041fd2d271693

SDLP assembly member for West Tyrone, Daniel McCrossan, said it was “one of the most horrific incidents” he had learned of during his time as a politician.

He said he understood the cordless drill was used to “drill into her skull” in what he described as a “horrific, monstrous, brutal attack”.

Calls for a ban on cordless tools in 3…2…

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

This appears to be the work of another youth of unknown ethnic extraction.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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I am utterly and completely surprised that this is so; shocked, shocked I tell you.

Next: Cordless Skil sawings and belt sandings.

“Ululululululululul!”