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Fatwa Arbuckle
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BREAKING NEWS -- P. O’Furnijur: Sure Happy It’s Thursday, GN!

Paddy also called it right re the attempted school shooting in Dixon, IL yesterday; barely a peep in the news last night or this morning. The Gollum media will brook no interference with its “precioussssss” narrative.

Nasty factses!

Besides, those filthy Israelis are murdering “unarmed” / “mostly peaceful” Paleostinians, which is far more newsworthy. (The media seems quite vexed that modern Joooooos are harder to kill than they were back in the good ol’ days.)

I’m surprised the “protesters” didn’t have a prop shack bearing a sign reading “Baby Milk Factory”. 👿

BBL.

Sven
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Sven

If there isn’t a Trump banged a porn star and paid her to keep quiet about it angle to the story, you won’t hear about it.

Fatwa Arbuckle
Editor

Hai, Sven!

I’ll be glad when our primaries are over next week; I’m weary of the piss-poor radio ads selling policies I’m against from guys who sound like Deputy Dawg or Yosemite Sam.

Apparently, the GA Dems and GOPers have decided that “family values” are the burning issue this cycle; unfortunately, they have no consonance with my family’s values.

Bah!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

I’ll be glad when my mailbox is no longer overflowing with political mailers that I don’t even glance at, let alone read. When the ads come on the air, we turn down the volume.

I never understood the Left’s fascination with “proportional response”. To me that’s a sure way to continue the conflict. If you want to save lives, end the conflict swiftly and decisively.

Fatwa Arbuckle
Editor

Hai, Paddy!

I concur that “proportional response” is BS; if someone’s attacking you, do whatever needs to be done to make them stop.

One of my favorite GoodWifeK stories concerns when she was a little girl and a little boy was picking on her. It was incumbent upon her to sort-out the situation…so she clocked him with a piece of 2″x4″.

Problem solved. 👿