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Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Happy Birfday 242/???, U.S.A.!

‘SplodeyK stopped on her way home yesterday at a fireworks store which was having a “buy 1, get 3” sale and got several “fountains” the size of the ones this man in a photo from the interwebz is carrying. Plus some other stuff, including 1,200 more 1.5″ firecrackers. (We now have a total of 1,600 of the latter.)

UPDATE: Once again, the HTML and link to image disappeared when I posted the comment. Sorry. The fountains are about 2′ long with a big plastic spike to hold them upright. Sure glad everything’s damp around here. 👿

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

Happy 4th, GN!

Don’t go blowing your fingers off tonight, Fatwa.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

A local story -- occurred in Simi Valley and the woman at the center of it is from Woodland Hills. Progressive liberals in all their glory -- this woman’s business and reputation are both destroyed.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/07/msnbcs-joy-reid-apologizes-after-falsely-accusing-trump-supporter-of-calling-latino-boy-a-dirty-mexican/

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Hai, Sven!

I promise that I place a high value on maintaining my ability to use base ten digitally.

I rather like this:

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

I concur! Great find, Fatwa!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Joy Reid, Soledad O’ Brien, Ana Navarro and Toure Neblett are despicable pieces of shit and should be forced to pay enormous sums of money to Ms. La Liberte for what they’ve done to damage her.

In a just country, those four would be stripped of every asset they own to compensate their victim and have to live on the streets in addition to being barred for life from ever being involved in the media again in any form. Including blogging.

In addition to being “fair” to my way of thinking, that would discourage similar behavior from other so-called “journalists”.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Machinist

Hai, Mac; Happy Independence Day to you and Elena!

Fair point re Joy Reid and Democrats.

That said, I wish that both of our major parties supported the COTUS, but they just don’t. I fail to understand why those traitorous organizations still have so much support.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Happy Independence Day, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, Sven, and Mac!

Fatwa -- enjoy lot’s of ‘splodey goodness tonight! Things are way too dry out here for those sort of antics, but that won’t stop people. While we’re watching several commercial displays from our backyard, experience tells me we’ll see several “local” displays, as well.

In re Joy Reid -- well, she apologized, so that makes it all better, right?
These people never experience the consequences of their actions. It’s disgusting.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Happy I.D., Paddy!

I’m awaiting the day that some innocent whose life is ruined by a “celebrity” or politician decides that, ah, “direct action” is the only way they’ll get any semblance of justice.

Too bad that vigilanteism seems to be a necessary evil in our country, but it is.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Machinist

Pffffffft, sir.

I appreciate you putting down fresh shavings and water every day.

Ergo, I forgive “u”. (Sorry…couldn’t resist.)

But seriously: thanks a bunch, Mac.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

Seconded, Mac -- thank you.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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We just stuffed ourselves with pan-fried steaks outta the freezer; they were reduced price at Waddlemart that I picked-up several weeks ago. Tender and delicious; quite the treat.

Had some TJ’s Tots to go with them; on this day, veggies are for lefties or effete Euro-scum.

No beer, ’cause I didn’t care enough to buy any; ditto bourbon. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now, we wait for the sun to descend. (Just had a little rain, so it’s even safer to launch some pyrotechnics; teh yay!!)

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

The neighbor’s house down the hill and across the road just went up in flames. Fire Department got there quickly, but likely a total loss -- don’t know if anyone was inside or what caused it. Must have 7 or so fire engines blocking the road off entirely along with police. No wind to speak of so it din’t move up the street or up the hillside.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Sven

I hope everyone is okay. I’m glad the FD got there quickly. That could have been bad.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

Sadly, reports are now of one body found inside and “suspicious circumstances” around the death.

It’s turned into a real clusterfark outside as firetrucks are rolling past, but the other news trucks are trying to back up our hill and then to turn around. It’s a narrow road.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago
Reply to  Sven

Reporting it now as a suicide -- gunshot wound -- but how the fire started, no idea.