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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Friday; ook, ook, ook!!1!

Gwinnett County taxpayers may be on the hook for a $70K supercharged Dodge Charger purchased with civil asset forfeiture money by our scumbag, rat-bastard POS Sheriff Butch Conway to commute to and from work:

https://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/local/doj-gwinnett-sheriff-must-return-k-used-to-purchase-sports/article_2890059b-eb3e-5057-9c9f-91f3080a11c5.html

Last week, the U.S. Department of Justice sent a letter to the sheriff demanding that the $69,258 Conway spent on the car — the money came from funds seized in federal drug cases — be returned by the end of the month, the FOX 5 I-Team reported.

The letter calls the 2018 Dodge Charger Hellcat, which has a 707 horsepower, supercharged 6.2-liter engine that reaches speeds of 200 mph, “extravagant” and said that law enforcement should spend seized drug money on items that do not create “the appearance of fraud, waste and abuse.”

No shit, Sherlock.

He’s also responsible for a series of self-aggrandizing (and way over-produced) webisodes of “Gwinnett’s Most Wanted” starring, you guessed it, Sheriff Butch Conway! Here’s episode 1:

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Hi Fatwa -- it’s almost like there’s corruption in your town.,

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Heya, Sven!

Butch is a real piece of work. But he’s a good ol’ boy whose big on “lawn order” and keeps getting reelected by the county’s droolers and mouth breathers.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Just mowed our overgrown backyard as the forecast is scattered thundershowers for the next ten days. It’s only 73º right now, but the humidity is 95%; I’m gettin’ too old for this shit. Bah!

(Our lot has just enough of a slope toward the rear of the lot to make mowing a real PITA…especially in the back. OTOH, in the event of torrential rains, we won’t have any flooding; muwahahahaha!)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Hey! I liked that blog!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good day, Fatwa, and Sven!

We landed at LAX late last night, and after the interminable wait for our luggage, got home and got to bed about 2 am. Now starts the process of unpacking, laundry, grocery shopping, etc. It was a great trip, but it’s also great to be home.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Very cool -- welcome home, Paddy. And just in time for our next heat wave!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

I’m finding the whole Disney-James Gunn firing story quite funny…in a schadenfreude kind of way.

Hey -- it’s your rules, lefties.