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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Happy Caturday, Wheelizens!

I used to have a copy of that thread GIF captioned with “I f*ucking LOVE cocaine!”

You have to bump those numbers up,

those are rookie numbers.

Hah!

I’m personally working on that even as I type.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Some years ago I was visiting a friend in Enumclaw Washington and we went out to breakfast at a local diner that was his usual breakfast stop. The waitress asks what what we want to drink: coffee for my buddy and I ask for a cup of decaf. She gives me this look and says “Decaf? Really? I’ll have to make a pot.” And then shaking her head disgustedly, she yells to the back “Hey Rudy! get a pot of DECAF going.”

The noisy place goes quiet as everyone looks at me. My friend stands up and says “Sorry, he’s from California.”

And yeah, the next day for breakfast I ordered just plain old coffee.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

Happy Caturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Sorry, I don’t do decaf. If I want coffee, I want coffee. If I’m concerned about the caffeine, I don’t have coffee. OTOH, caffeine doesn’t keep me awake at night, which means it also doesn’t perk me up in the morning.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

You seem to have a somewhat conflicted relationship with caffeine, Paddy.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Checking Minteh’s place, I see that SWMNBN is still having her struggles.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Yep, she’s trying mightily to ensure she gets picked up by the U.S. Marshals and transported directly to prison.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

I like that it didn’t stop him from taking a second shot.