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Fatwa Arbuckle
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Happy Caturday, Wheelizens!

I used to have a copy of that thread GIF captioned with “I f*ucking LOVE cocaine!”

You have to bump those numbers up,

those are rookie numbers.

Hah!

I’m personally working on that even as I type.

Sven
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Sven

Some years ago I was visiting a friend in Enumclaw Washington and we went out to breakfast at a local diner that was his usual breakfast stop. The waitress asks what what we want to drink: coffee for my buddy and I ask for a cup of decaf. She gives me this look and says “Decaf? Really? I’ll have to make a pot.” And then shaking her head disgustedly, she yells to the back “Hey Rudy! get a pot of DECAF going.” The noisy place goes quiet as everyone looks at me. My friend stands up and says “Sorry, he’s… Read more »

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

Happy Caturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Sorry, I don’t do decaf. If I want coffee, I want coffee. If I’m concerned about the caffeine, I don’t have coffee. OTOH, caffeine doesn’t keep me awake at night, which means it also doesn’t perk me up in the morning.

Sven
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Sven

You seem to have a somewhat conflicted relationship with caffeine, Paddy.

Sven
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Sven

Checking Minteh’s place, I see that SWMNBN is still having her struggles.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

Yep, she’s trying mightily to ensure she gets picked up by the U.S. Marshals and transported directly to prison.

Fatwa Arbuckle
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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

I like that it didn’t stop him from taking a second shot.