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Fatwa Arbuckle
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2 years ago

Man…that hippo eats watermelon even faster than Jim teh Roofer! (And believe me, Jim can go through some watermelon.)

Happy Friday, GN!

I can hardly wait to see what machinations occur today re the Kavanaugh confirmation circus. I’ve seen better-run (and less petulant) H.S. Student Council elections.

Saw some snippets of Project Veritas’ latest videos; criminy!

#BTFSTTG

A little ditty from July, 2016 I don’t think I ever posted here:

“Burn The Fucking System To The Ground”
[To the tune of “Winter Wonderland”]

Chippers rev, are you listening?
Exit chutes will be glistening
A wonderful sight
‘Cause we’re pissed-off tonight
Burn the fucking system to the ground

Gone away is the COTUS
Due, in part, to the SCOTUS
An unpleasant plight
But they started this fight
Burn the fucking system to the ground

In the Congress they can build a strawman
Feigning that they do “the People’s work”
We’ll point out to them, “That’s not the law, man!”
(When the trapdoors open, we can watch them jerk)

Later on, we’ll conspire
To keep feeding the fire
And deal unafraid
With the mess that they’ve made
Burn the fucking system to the ground

Shotguns rack; if they’re listening
In their drawers they’ll be pissing
They’ve had their last chance
Now they’re soiling their pants
Burn the fucking system to the ground

Gone away is any pretense
Let’s put them on the defense
We just can’t go wrong
By saying, “so long!”
Burn the fucking system to the ground

In the meadow we can build a scaffold
And dispatch a number of these clowns
They’re so out of touch that they’ll be baffled
As to why their fetid fiefdom’s burning down

Our reaction’s pragmatic
We’ll remain quite phlegmatic
And cleanse the Beltway
The American way
Burn the fucking system to the ground

[Exeunt]

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

Man, I’d pay a dollar to do that with that animal. Hi, Fatwa.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

Yes, today will be more bloviating about the WORSE THING TO EVER HAVE HAPPENED TO ANYONE IN HISTORY along with more shrill pronouncements in support of someone who wrote a letter. I can’t wait for the first pundit to vow that they would die to support Ford’s right to tell her story. When that happens, all I’ll think is yes, please do.

Fatwa Arbuckle
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2 years ago
Reply to  Sven

Hee! That’s one of the reasons I like you, man.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Fatwa -- great little piece you put together! Thanks for sharing!

Man, I’d pay a dollar to do that with that animal.

Nope. Not gonna go there.

I had another meeting with the head of my department, yesterday. She wants me to help the other teachers in the department with their online teaching skills. She also mentioned that both she and our former director had recommended me for promotion, but upper admin rejected the recommendation because I was an intern.

Fatwa Arbuckle
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2 years ago

Thanks for sharing!

Thanks for the kind words, Paddy.

Happy to read your new employer recognizes some of your skills already.

…but upper admin rejected the recommendation because I was an intern.

Pffft. Idjits.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

FFS. “Show some heart. Wait until Dr. Ford feels that she can come before the committee.” F**k off and die , you miserable old hag.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

And more FFS: it seems like our side loses damn near every meaningful battle, culturally and politically, to THESE f**kwads?