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Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Dancing is definitely for the birds, IMO.

Greetin’s from 24ºF Larryville, GN! (Glad we put a new battery in SackO’SugarK’s car last week.) Freakin’ brrrrrrrrr!

Nice to read that Mac’s feline houseguests are settled in; I concur with Paddy. 😉

I’ve been keeping my eye on the forecast SoCal rains for the past week-plus; 1–2″ ought not be bad for business (and -- hopefully -- not severe enough to cause any mudslides in burn areas).

And from Broward County, FL: Woman passes gas in store, then pulls knife on an offended customer, cops say.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article222261645.html

According to a Broward Sheriff’s Office complaint affidavit, Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was in the checkout line at the Dollar General store on 120 S. Federal Hwy in Dania Beach on Sunday evening. John Walker, the customer standing next to her, got into a verbal dispute “in reference to the defendant farting loudly,” according to the affidavit.

Wilson allegedly pulled a small “lock back knife” from her purse, “opened the knife and told the victim she was going to ‘gut’ him,” the police report said.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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The Broward story reminded me of this old gag:

“Sir, I take the utmost exception to your farting before my wife!”
“Sorry…I didn’t know it was her turn.”

http://instantrimshot.com/

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

Hi, Fatwa, and good morning GN!.. Running late -- poof!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Happy Wednesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

1-2″ of rain would be good. We definitely need it.

Broward County -- making a mockery of Florida since 2000 (or earlier).

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

Starting to rain -- not much yet, but it did make the roads a mess. I picked up this link somewhere and laughed and laughed while I read the stories of all the troubles Trump is causing for them. I’m sure it’s meant to be taken seriously, but really?

Donald Trump Is Destroying My Marriage

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/11/donald-trump-is-destroying-my-marriage.html?utm_source=flipboard.com&utm_medium=social_acct&utm_campaign=feed-part

“I was really energized. The people I was meeting were so bright and interesting. The world opened up. I thought, Oh my God, I’ve got so much reading to do. Every week I was also going to [Missouri] Senator Roy Blunt’s office with a group of people. I took a class called Witnessing Whiteness and realized that racism is at the core of the problem of this country and that the only thing I can do is be an ally and show up and shut up. Geoffrey never went to one rally or meeting. He just didn’t care. When I left for a protest after [former St. Louis police officer] Jason Stockley wasn’t indicted for murdering another African-American kid, Geoffrey was like, “Have fun!” It was so tone-deaf.”