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Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Happy Caturday, GN!

It appears that bird ought to have left well enough alone, but what do I know?

I’m sure you are all as thrilled as I am by “Speaker Pelosi” getting a second term. Now with extra openly-Jooo-hating Muslima twunts!

Gotta go hypnotize the world; BRB.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Happy Don’t Mess With That Caturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

I wonder when the authorities will start investigating Rep. Omar for immigration fraud. Oh, that’s right -- she’s of a protected class.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

G’day, Paddy!

Actually, I believe she’s a member of multiple protected classes due to the following:

1) Black
2) Immigrant
3) Muslim
4) Democrat
5) Vagina

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Machinist

Heh!

Hi, Mac!

I believe you’re correct.

America needs a weekly newsletter or something with the latest grievance rankings; it’s really hard to stay current with that stuff.

Anybody know how many official genders there are today?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Machinist

I hate to be a bother, but would someone be so kind as to remove this rat cage from my head?