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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Does that croc / gator (I can’t easily tell the difference) have a baleen? 😉

Happy Tuesday, Wheelizens!

ProTip: If you make an implied legal threat during your initial conversation with a contractor who has never worked on your home, don’t be surprised when there are significant additional hoops -- and commensurate costs -- you will be asked to deal with in order to hire said contractor.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BBL.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

Happy relaxed croc (at least I think it’s a croc, based on the snout shape) Tuesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

Fatwa -- would this be the same client that you mentioned a few weeks back, that has a lawyer for a husband?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hiya, Paddy!

Fatwa — would this be the same client that you mentioned a few weeks back, that has a lawyer for a husband?

Got it in one, sir.

The HOA may not be too happy about the cost (and the “therefore we find it necessary” conditions) in our repair proposal. OTOH, if the HOA had accepted our reroof proposal many years ago, Mrs. Attorney’s unit would not now be a problem. Ditto all of the other leaking units there.

But we were deemed “too expensive”, IIRC. 🙂

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

I wonder what they think of your costs now?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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We’re hoping they’re starting to understand we provide actual value and generally good customer service.

I’ll be sending them a bid for Mrs. Shyster’s unit tomorrow, along with our “terms and conditions”; we’ll see what happens.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Lazy fishing and a good mouth douche all at the same time.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

When I first read this I thought please please please…
Lauren London mourns Nipsey Hussle; alleged killer Eric Holder arrested
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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago
Reply to  Mac

But can I be a Dreamer, Mac, if I was born here in America?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

And BTW, forgot to say how cool is it that Elena is getting into Game of Thrones!