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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Maaaaan…that is one aggressive chipmunk, Mac.

It’s another Monday; imagine my delight!

File under: Good Easter gift advice for older kids:

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Almost forgot that today’s Earth Day; better pick up a few more used tires for our annual CasaK tradition.

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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
3 years ago

Happy aggressive porcine Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

We had a houseful of family and friends yesterday afternoon/evening for Easter and it was wonderful. The weather was a bit chillier than expected (and desired), but what can you do? We’ve got a chunk of ham left, so I think we’ll have ham and cheese crepes for dinner.

In re Urff Day, I’m sure I’d be fined if I tried burning tires, so maybe I’ll just disconnect the emission controls from our vehicles, or borrow the neighbor’s gas powered lawn mower.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’morning, Paddy!

Glad you had a nice Easter.

…borrow the neighbor’s gas powered lawn mower.

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Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
3 years ago

Earth Day? Never heard of it.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
3 years ago

“Easter worshipers”? WTF?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, Sven!

“Easter worshipers”? WTF?

WTF, indeed. Wonder what style book that came from.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
3 years ago

As Mrs. Paddy said, “Christians don’t worship Easter!”

I did notice that all the big names in talking headdom are using the same phrase, including our former Precedent.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
3 years ago

Well that’s good -- I thought hundreds of Christians had been murdered. I mean it’s bad that Easter Worshipers died, but…

I have never heard that term in my entire life, so either the left is completely batshit bonkers as usual or I need to get out more.

And sadly, compared to the idiots running around colleges and the public square and newsrooms everywhere today, SWMNBN doesen’t look so bad.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
3 years ago

What were all those Easter Islanders doing in Sri Lanka at the same time? You’d think at least one intrepid reporter would be looking into that!

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
3 years ago

Riffing off of the Kate Smith banning, those scolds need to go after Guns ‘n Roses -- Welcome to the Jungle blares from the loudspeakers at damn near every stadium and arena in the country, and yet Axl Rose wrote and GnR recorded One in a Million that has these lyrics:

Immigrants and fagots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
And think they’ll do as they please
Like start some mini-Iran
Or spread some fucking disease
And they talk so many God damn ways
It’s all Greek to me

Ban them from everywhere.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
3 years ago

Heh!