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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’day, Wheelizens!

Oooh…Mac’s thread GIF makes me want some ketamine; Special K brekkie for teh win!!

…those scolds need to go after Guns ‘n Roses…

Their name has “Guns” in it; how much more proof of violent, evil intentions do those scolds need?

Just mowed the back yard, which was a leetle overdue for same. Despite the fact it’s only 52ºF (and wearing a short-sleeved tee shirt), I’m sweatin’ like a stuck pig. Time for a shower and then moar coffee before starting my JimCo day.

BBL.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Ugh -- first thing after getting -- mowing the lawn?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Hi, Sven!

Nah…I had some coffee and read news first; caffeine and annoyance helped to motivate me. 🙂

Plus, it’s supposed to hit 84ºF today, which is way too warm to be working in the yard AFAIC.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Happy (checks the calendar) Tuesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Fatwa -- I remember days like that as a kid. Of course mom wouldn’t let us mow the lawn when the grass was wet, so we had to wait until it dried (and the temp went up to an unacceptable level) before we could get that chore done.

The coworker I co-teach with was let go on Friday and we’ve hired a contract teacher to handle her teaching duties (the rest of her duties will be split up between my boss and me). The contractor will shadow me today, then hopefully take over on Thursday. That means I get to teach all of the classes today. He’s never taught online before, so hopefully he’ll be a quick study.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, Paddy!

He’s never taught online before, so hopefully he’ll be a quick study.

*Offensively clichéd Asian sage*

“So…the teacher becomes the student.”

Hope he’s a fast learner, too.

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Came across this the other day; the thought of using it on clowns amused me:

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Don’t shoot until you see the white of their greasepaint.”

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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

I thought it might be a trigger warning.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I think of that bicycle horn as a sort of duck call for clowns.

(Mimes, OTOH, can be lured with an invisible box.)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

How fun! Good luck, Paddy!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Short version of Islamic “science”: Cure homosexual urges with proper diet…and putting stuff up your ass.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Hey, it’s all in “the book”, so what could possibly go wrong?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

My God. Those are some ugly women. “Praise be to Allah…it feeds on sperm.”???????

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Hello Mac! Good to see you!! Don’t worry about this place, just get well, OK?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

I’m glad you’re less stressed about this one, Mac. Prayers for a successful surgery and a quick, easy recovery.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Why thanks!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

A good song to end the night with.