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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Ooooh…Donut Friday! I hope you brought enough for everyone, little thread GIF mister…

I wonder why no one has made a movie about the rooftop Koreans?

Because how dare those Koreans come here and embrace American values instead of ghettoizing themselves and becoming another dependent, reliable Democrat voting bloc. We simply can’t have that; they’ll queer the whole deal.

Oh wait…I’ll bet you can’t say “queer the whole deal” any more, can you? Because that word has been “culturally appropriated”. But we’re constantly told cultural appropriation is wrong. I’m so confuzzled…

Shit…I’m so old I can remember when a level playing field for all Americans was considered a worthy and important goal.

BBL.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

I hope that red panda leaves more than just half a plain doughnut.

Fatwa -- excellent find!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Queer that deal -- yeah, that’s probably uncool in America today. Insensitive. Hateful.

Had to laugh -- called up my cousin in Chicago today -- her and her husband are hard core liberals. She brought up “that f**cker Trump” and this is a woman who doesn’t swear much. So I asked her how she was going to live through 4 more years of him as POTUS and it was off to the races. I was laughing so hard I thought I’d piss myself.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Sometimes it’s just fun to poke that anthill.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

I see that the unemployment numbers have dropped again, but no one seems concerned about how that asshole Trump is forcing people to go back to work. There used to be plenty of people that were happy not to be working as wage slaves…

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

As Sven said, it’s the new wage slavery.

Oh it’s work all day for the sugar in your tay
Down beyond the railway
So drill, ye tarriers, drill.

Oh, wait -- wrong oppressed group.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

As opposed to flaying and dismemberment, it’s definitely a step in the right direction.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6981333/Mexican-drug-cartel-paints-seven-rival-gang-members-colors-Marvels-Avengers.html

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

I see nobody qualified to be painted as The Hulk.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

That was fast.
Minneapolis reaches $20M settlement over Ruszczyk killing
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2019/05/03/police-trial-shooting-justine-damond-ruszczyk-australia-family-settle

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Somebody decided $20M was less than what a jury would award.