Happy to read that both Sven’s eye and Jack Tatum are healing; moar, please.
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The Gwinnett Stripers (our local Atlanta Braves farm team whose under-performing stadium is being paid-for at gunpoint by us taxpayers) are having a Pride Night next month. This will feature a rainbow flag being flown during the game, rainbow tape on the bats and -- I shit you not -- peoples’ preferred pronouns on their employee name badges.
I wonder if they’re going to have themed concessions that night, too? (I’m demonstrating enormous self-restraint by not providing any of the examples I’ve thought of.)
*Sings*
Take me out to the Pride game
Take me out with the crowd
Sure, this facility runs at a loss
But wait until you taste our new Secret Sauce…
Good morning, Fatwa. Jack Tatum just returned home from a night out doing whatever he does. His head is still healing but no sign of infection, just a bunch of scabs.
Impeachment. It’s what’s for breakfast for the rest of the year apparently. I say go for it, lefties and let the chips fall. Do your duty. For America. For the children.
BrendaK, after just now being apprised of Gwinnet Stripers Pride night, pondered if vendors were going to be hawking “Tube-shaped meat products, here!”
Which is a lot less crass than anything I came up with. 👿
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!
Pride Night with the Gwinnett Strippers[sic]?
Will they have extra bat boys?
Pre-game pole dancing?
What will the seventh inning stretch look like?
Free @ssless chaps for the first 1000 fans in attendance?
Will the players be autographing balls?
Will they have a designated catcher?
I tend to read the new name of our local ball club (formerly Gwinnett Braves) as “Strippers” too, Paddy. The name was inspired by the striped bass at somewhat-nearby Lake Lanier, which is apparently a mecca for that sort of fishing. (The lake also demands multiple human sacrifices every year.)
Will the players be autographing balls?
I RL LOL’d at that one.
Mac --
Glad that kitteh’s safe, but the headline was a little misleading; clearly wasn’t “stuck”. 😉
Happy Thursday, GN!
Happy to read that both Sven’s eye and Jack Tatum are healing; moar, please.
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The Gwinnett Stripers (our local Atlanta Braves farm team whose under-performing stadium is being paid-for at gunpoint by us taxpayers) are having a Pride Night next month. This will feature a rainbow flag being flown during the game, rainbow tape on the bats and -- I shit you not -- peoples’ preferred pronouns on their employee name badges.
I wonder if they’re going to have themed concessions that night, too? (I’m demonstrating enormous self-restraint by not providing any of the examples I’ve thought of.)
*Sings*
Take me out to the Pride game
Take me out with the crowd
Sure, this facility runs at a loss
But wait until you taste our new Secret Sauce…
“Secret sauce” yuck.
Good morning, Fatwa. Jack Tatum just returned home from a night out doing whatever he does. His head is still healing but no sign of infection, just a bunch of scabs.
I’n getting real tired of eye drops, but for a change I can see clearly now as the rain is gone, er I can clearer now as the blurriness recedes.
Impeachment. It’s what’s for breakfast for the rest of the year apparently. I say go for it, lefties and let the chips fall. Do your duty. For America. For the children.
The video of the man setting himself on fire yesterday is interesting -- how do you do that and just stand there?
Hi, Sven!
Glad to know that Jack’s doing okay and that your eye is, too. (+1 point for the Johnny Nash reference.)
I’ve got no answer.
SackO’SugarK and I really hope he wasn’t a desperate veteran who was being jacked around by the VA.
BrendaK, after just now being apprised of Gwinnet Stripers Pride night, pondered if vendors were going to be hawking “Tube-shaped meat products, here!”
Which is a lot less crass than anything I came up with. 👿
(I’m sure glad she let me catch her.)
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!
Pride Night with the Gwinnett Strippers[sic]?
Will they have extra bat boys?
Pre-game pole dancing?
What will the seventh inning stretch look like?
Free @ssless chaps for the first 1000 fans in attendance?
Will the players be autographing balls?
Will they have a designated catcher?
This is so cat.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/cat-rescue-mission-firefighters-royal-albert-bridge-bored-home
Hi, Paddy and Mac!
I tend to read the new name of our local ball club (formerly Gwinnett Braves) as “Strippers” too, Paddy. The name was inspired by the striped bass at somewhat-nearby Lake Lanier, which is apparently a mecca for that sort of fishing. (The lake also demands multiple human sacrifices every year.)
I RL LOL’d at that one.
Mac --
Glad that kitteh’s safe, but the headline was a little misleading; clearly wasn’t “stuck”. 😉
Indeed.