Happy to read that both Sven’s eye and Jack Tatum are healing; moar, please.
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The Gwinnett Stripers (our local Atlanta Braves farm team whose under-performing stadium is being paid-for at gunpoint by us taxpayers) are having a Pride Night next month. This will feature a rainbow flag being flown during the game, rainbow tape on the bats and -- I shit you not -- peoples’ preferred pronouns on their employee name badges.
I wonder if they’re going to have themed concessions that night, too? (I’m demonstrating enormous self-restraint by not providing any of the examples I’ve thought of.)
*Sings*
Take me out to the Pride game
Take me out with the crowd
Sure, this facility runs at a loss
But wait until you taste our new Secret Sauce…
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Sven-SemiFascist
3 years ago
“Secret sauce” yuck.
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Sven-SemiFascist
3 years ago
Good morning, Fatwa. Jack Tatum just returned home from a night out doing whatever he does. His head is still healing but no sign of infection, just a bunch of scabs.
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Sven-SemiFascist
3 years ago
I’n getting real tired of eye drops, but for a change I can see clearly now as the rain is gone, er I can clearer now as the blurriness recedes.
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Sven-SemiFascist
3 years ago
Impeachment. It’s what’s for breakfast for the rest of the year apparently. I say go for it, lefties and let the chips fall. Do your duty. For America. For the children.
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Sven-SemiFascist
3 years ago
The video of the man setting himself on fire yesterday is interesting -- how do you do that and just stand there?
BrendaK, after just now being apprised of Gwinnet Stripers Pride night, pondered if vendors were going to be hawking “Tube-shaped meat products, here!”
Which is a lot less crass than anything I came up with. 👿
(I’m sure glad she let me catch her.)
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
3 years ago
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!
Pride Night with the Gwinnett Strippers[sic]?
Will they have extra bat boys?
Pre-game pole dancing?
What will the seventh inning stretch look like?
Free @ssless chaps for the first 1000 fans in attendance?
Will the players be autographing balls?
Will they have a designated catcher?
I tend to read the new name of our local ball club (formerly Gwinnett Braves) as “Strippers” too, Paddy. The name was inspired by the striped bass at somewhat-nearby Lake Lanier, which is apparently a mecca for that sort of fishing. (The lake also demands multiple human sacrifices every year.)
Will the players be autographing balls?
I RL LOL’d at that one.
Mac --
Glad that kitteh’s safe, but the headline was a little misleading; clearly wasn’t “stuck”. 😉
Happy Thursday, GN!
Happy to read that both Sven’s eye and Jack Tatum are healing; moar, please.
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The Gwinnett Stripers (our local Atlanta Braves farm team whose under-performing stadium is being paid-for at gunpoint by us taxpayers) are having a Pride Night next month. This will feature a rainbow flag being flown during the game, rainbow tape on the bats and -- I shit you not -- peoples’ preferred pronouns on their employee name badges.
I wonder if they’re going to have themed concessions that night, too? (I’m demonstrating enormous self-restraint by not providing any of the examples I’ve thought of.)
*Sings*
Take me out to the Pride game
Take me out with the crowd
Sure, this facility runs at a loss
But wait until you taste our new Secret Sauce…
“Secret sauce” yuck.
Good morning, Fatwa. Jack Tatum just returned home from a night out doing whatever he does. His head is still healing but no sign of infection, just a bunch of scabs.
I’n getting real tired of eye drops, but for a change I can see clearly now as the rain is gone, er I can clearer now as the blurriness recedes.
Impeachment. It’s what’s for breakfast for the rest of the year apparently. I say go for it, lefties and let the chips fall. Do your duty. For America. For the children.
The video of the man setting himself on fire yesterday is interesting -- how do you do that and just stand there?
Hi, Sven!
Glad to know that Jack’s doing okay and that your eye is, too. (+1 point for the Johnny Nash reference.)
I’ve got no answer.
SackO’SugarK and I really hope he wasn’t a desperate veteran who was being jacked around by the VA.
BrendaK, after just now being apprised of Gwinnet Stripers Pride night, pondered if vendors were going to be hawking “Tube-shaped meat products, here!”
Which is a lot less crass than anything I came up with. 👿
(I’m sure glad she let me catch her.)
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!
Pride Night with the Gwinnett Strippers[sic]?
Will they have extra bat boys?
Pre-game pole dancing?
What will the seventh inning stretch look like?
Free @ssless chaps for the first 1000 fans in attendance?
Will the players be autographing balls?
Will they have a designated catcher?
This is so cat.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/cat-rescue-mission-firefighters-royal-albert-bridge-bored-home
Hi, Paddy and Mac!
I tend to read the new name of our local ball club (formerly Gwinnett Braves) as “Strippers” too, Paddy. The name was inspired by the striped bass at somewhat-nearby Lake Lanier, which is apparently a mecca for that sort of fishing. (The lake also demands multiple human sacrifices every year.)
I RL LOL’d at that one.
Mac --
Glad that kitteh’s safe, but the headline was a little misleading; clearly wasn’t “stuck”. 😉
Indeed.