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Fatwa Arbuckle
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Happy Thursday, Wheelizens!

Mac --

I shall be much warier of the raccoons (aka “Mrs. Sven’s Minions”) should I visit the Mountain Redoubt again.

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It is expected an Oberlin (OH) jury will decide today upon punitive damages -- if any -- to be paid by the college to Gibson’s Bakery. Last week, the jury awarded $11.2M in compensatory damages to the Gibsons; under Ohio law, they could award an additional $22.4M plus attorney fees to the family.

Oberlin College is “crying poor”, despite assets exceeding $1.3B per their 2017 tax paperwork.

Legal Insurrection has done an excellent job covering this whole mess:

https://www.google.com/search?q=legal+insurrection+gibson%27s&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

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Sven
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Sven

Coons -- is there nothing they can’t do?

Sven
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Sven

Hi, Fatwa, and good morning, GN! Temps have dropped back into the bearable range, which is a blessing. Thanks, God.

Sven
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Sven

The Blues finally won the Cup last night -- good for them.

Sven
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Sven

I’m with you guys with hoping Oberlin gets it good and hard and that this is just the beginning.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, Mac, and Sven!

Sven -- I see your raccoon has learned to parry in sixte and quarte, and has an interesting attack in quince.

Fatwa -- I hope the jury smacks down Oberlin good and hard. It’s clear that they haven’t learned their lesson and have no remorse for what they’ve put the Gibson family and their employees (most of whom were laid off) through. Adding attorneys’ fees would be the icing on the cake.

Fatwa Arbuckle
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Drive-by newsflash:

Oberlin jury awarded Gibsons $33.2M in punitive damages alone…plus attorney fees. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Buwahahahahaha!

(Punitive might be reduced to $22.4M due to OH law, but also might not be.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

Happy dance!