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Fatwa Arbuckle
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Happy “Never Bring A Knife To A Crab Fight” Tuesday, GN!

Also, needs this music (starting at about 1:35):

Sven
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Sven

I bet that’s a transcript of a 911 phone call to police from Florida Man.

Sven
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Sven

Hi, Fatwa. Hope you are feeling better -- back on your feet.

Fatwa Arbuckle
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Hi, Sven --

I’m okay; it was just the early morning combo of heat, humidity and yard work that had me feeling rocky early in the day. (I’m not a “morning person” on the best of days.)

Here’s an answer to the question “What can we do with old helicons?” (a somewhat-archaic member of the tuba family):

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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

Happy Crabby Tuesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Fatwa -- good musical selection! Also, nice use of surplus brass, although I wouldn’t want to have the job of keeping those polished.

Sven -- I hope things are going well at Teh Bestest Place Ever!

Sven
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Sven

Thanks, Paddy! Let me assure you that things could not be better!! I mean it is teh bestest place ever, am I right?!!!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

I can’t argue with you there!

Sven
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Sven

Sad news about Ross Perot dying, but by all accounts a life well lived.

That interview with The News would be his last. His parting words: “Texas born. Texas bred. When I die, I’ll be Texas dead. Ha!”