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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Thursday…teh yay!

If only Baltimore’s rat problem were so easily solved, Mac. It’d sure be nice if some enterprising journalists followed all of the money that city’s gotten over the past several years…

I didn’t realize the Amish had a presence in Philadelphia.

“He was a good boy who was just there for a barn raising that went horribly wrong. And he was planning to study cheese-making starting in the fall.”

Related tasteless riddle:

Q: What goes “clip clop bang, clip clop bang“?
A: An Amish drive-by.

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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

I saw a video clip of a suspect in the Philadelphia shoot-out being loaded into a police car. Based on his appearance, I don’t think we’ll be hearing much about this incident.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, Paddy!

So the Philly asshole claims he shot cops in the name of Allah and in support of Isis?

Fine. Prosecute him as a terrorist and if he’s convicted, throw his ass in Gitmo.

CAIR to express their fakey-pretend concern about “backlash” against Mohammedans in 3…2…

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

He hasn’t made any claims as to why he shot people, but given his melanin supply, calling this a mass shooting just wouldn’t advance the narrative.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Per Philly cops, he told them he did it for Allah and Isis (video at link):

https://www.cnn.com/2016/01/08/us/philadelphia-police-officer-shot/index.html

Perhaps he’s angling for an “insanity” plea, but he’s got a long record.

Agree with you that this incident doesn’t support the preciousssss narrative re wypipo and mass shootings.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

I thought you were talking about yesterday’s shoot-out/barricade situation. I’m sure this story will quickly be flushed down the memory hole.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Cool cat. Thanks, Mac!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Did something happen in Philadelphia?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Some supporter of ISIS tried to assassinate a police officer seated in his cruiser.