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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

It’s Friday…teh yay!!1!

Goodness gracious…y’all got chatty yesterday.

Iā€™m sure an exclusive contract brings a much higher kickback to municipal authorities.

Ding.

Around here, the excuses were “less wear and tear on the roads” and “the children” (who were apparently having to dodge careening garbage trucks all over the county).

Sven --

Good on you for checking-up on your old friend.

Mac --

Don’t make me have to post lawn mowing GIFs every day. Don’t do it, man! (IOW, good health to you, sir.)

Otherwise, this is Teh Squeak’s grim future:

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Just Sven
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4 years ago

Shudders.

Just Sven
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4 years ago

Hi, Fatwa, and good mowing GN!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hi, Sven!

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I know what I’m having for lunch today:

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Paddy O'Furnijur
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4 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

I see Sven’s ‘coons are requesting a higher quality of dry cat food. I wonder if Jack Tatum put them up to it?

Sven -- the Beto-reddit-ama was hilarious. Of course in true political fashion, ask me anything doesn’t mean I’ll answer anything.

Mac -- you’ve got to stick around! No one else believes my story about barely escaping death-by-immolation at the Gerbilee.

Just Sven
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4 years ago
Reply to  Mac

Ha! I see what you did there, Mac!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hi, Paddy!

No one else believes my story about barely escaping death-by-immolation at the Gerbilee.

Pictures Video or it didn’t happen. šŸ™‚

Will have to look at Beto’s Reddit AMA; thanks to Sven and Paddy for bringing it to my attention. (What a fascist tool that punk is…)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Criminy…that Beto AMA was a carp-show.

Just Sven
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4 years ago

But f*ckin’ hilarious don’t you think?

Just Sven
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4 years ago

That Beto feller has been going on about taking AR-15s -- I wonder what he’ll say when he realizes there’s more than half a million full auto weapons out there in civilian hands?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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4 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

He probably thinks that’s what AR-15s are.

Just Sven
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4 years ago

The Patriots cut Antonio Brown today after another lurid allegation. Normally I’d be in the hold judgement camp, but after what he did to the Raiders I’m just laughing. Good luck with your career, AB.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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4 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

It’s almost like some of these players have grown up without being held accountable for their actions.

Just Sven
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4 years ago

The weirdest thing tho Paddy, or at least one of the weirdest things in my mind, is that these guys when turned down by women, whack off in front of them or in a potted plant or wherever. I’m old enough to remember when jacking off was embarrassing.

It’s just more of that toxic masculinity.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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4 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

That behavior is just totally incomprehensible to me.

Just Sven
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4 years ago

Huh. Just came across. Another “hearing” in DC that included the author of that book that misrepresented Ruby Ridge and Candace Owen.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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4 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

I love me some Candace Owens!
Thanks, Sven!

Just Sven
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4 years ago

I don’t know if I’m tired or what, but whatever I read tonight just makes me laugh. Like this: “If we keep it real for a minute, Trudeau is not the first (or last) white male to darken their skin in supposed jest. As someone who has spent the last 10 years studying blackface in Canada, the one thing I know to be true is that blackface is as Canadian as hockey. It literally was (is) performed everywhere.”

https://www.thestar.com/opinion/contributors/2019/09/19/why-trudeaus-brownface-photo-is-not-shocking.html

Really? Studying? Ten years? And you get paid for this?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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4 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

What’s next? Studying Englishmen dressing in drag?

Just Sven
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4 years ago

OK, Im done. Good night, Paddy and sleep tight, GN!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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4 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Good night, Sven!