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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Well this is wrong -- how can I be first on a Friday?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven-the-First!

That hippo doesn’t look very happy.

Even though I work at an online school, we do have a small group of severely disabled students who receive in-person special education instruction at a learning center. The special education teacher goes out there on Thursdays to work with the students. Yesterday, a general education teacher went with her and was bitten on the foot by one of the kids. The special education teacher remarked, “He warned her. He told her he bites. Last week he was a turtle, this week he’s a platypus.” Fortunately, platypus bites aren’t bad.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

In this day and age, you can be anything you want, so being a platypus hardly sounds out of the ordinary.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

No, he’s still a little too young. I don’t think anyone told him about his spurs -- good thing, too.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Good morning, Paddy and happy Friday Fatwa teh Missing and gerbils everywhere!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Impeachment -- it’s for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Re-warmed, re-heated, re-hashed. Just pick off the moldy parts and it’s fine.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

It’s curious that no one in the media seems to be out there tracking down Hunter Biden to get his side of the IMPEACHMENT story.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

I’m sure he has lot’s to add. He could tell us all sorts of things.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

Yes, it is called “being a Democrat.”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Heya, Sven, Paddy and Mac!

Had to leave CasaK early this morning to take LambiePieK’s car into PMK’s shop while she did her Friday telecommute routine. (Just routine stuff like front brakes / rotors, oil change, etc.) Also took PMK’s bro (who co-owns the shop) to lunch; alas, PMK was doing an intermittent fast today and missed out.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Thank god, Fatwa. I had pictures of your leg stuck in a gopher hole while an out of control lawnmower ran circles around you.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Was the gopher riding the lawnmower?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Unlike a member of this household who shall remain unnamed, I do not use nylon cable ties to defeat the dead man’s switch on the mower.

As such, I’m not too worried about Sven’s scenario. 🙂

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Is it only me, likely, that finds this part of the Carson King story absurd and infuriating? It’s the Geneseo Brewing Company part and their letter and what I find stupid is this: “We have witnessed your growth through your later social media content and accept your apology.”

Really? This company scoured everything this guy wrote over the last 8 years, found nothing further offensive, and therefore gave him their blessings. He passed the test. Good man. He’s really OK.

I can’t believe the proper response isn’t along the lines of “FFS, teenagers say stupid things, nothing else to see here, move the fuck along.”

https://wqad.com/2019/09/25/geneseo-brewing-co-names-beer-for-carson-king-amid-cancel-culture-backlash-and-tweet-controversy/

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

I think companies are too afraid of the SJW mob to be that blunt honest. Hence they look for a way out that might satisfy most people, but won’t further inflame the SJWs.