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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I. Am. Not. A Kitteh.

Hmmmmmmph, Mac! πŸ™‚

Happy Whateverthehell Day this is, GN!

While I am appreciative that JimCo has had a busy winter and that we’re “allowed” to work -- thank you, benevolent and kindly Massa Gubment! -- I’d sure like it if we could actually schedule the biggest damned job I’ve ever landed.

Frustrating, it is.

Glad to have a signed contract, but still…

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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

In our new America, contracts don’t seem to mean much. Here’s hoping you get the green light soon.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Thanks, man.

This HOA has a lot of leaks; Jim looked at two more just yesterday. Pretty sure they want to get this done ASAP.

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago

Oh, Fatwa, I don’t know why that’s so funny to me — it’s not like I’d ever actually fill a dog with helium…but I sure would think about it! Heh!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  ThePlagueFairy

As my Daddy used to say, “If it’s funny, it’s funny.”

That image would have appealed to his whimsical, macabre sense of humor; the mamaliga doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Choose one:

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dv8
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dv8
1 year ago

Here’s a video about option #2:

https://youtu.be/Xmr6jIpXSmg

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

Count Dankula’s madlad series is very good. Plus he’s worth supporting because he makes good stuff and because he’s been attacked by SJWs.

Most people don’t realize that he was a complete unknown when he did his “nazi pug” video.

He only had a few subscribers when he made that video, like 10 or 20.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Happy Wednesday, GN! Good morning, Fatwa! I’m off to a slow start today as i had to take a 90 minute sexual harassment course yesterday for teh bestest place ever and I started drinking about halfway though.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

I hope you learned some new and effective techniques. πŸ‘Ώ

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Indeed. My takeaway is to be proactive. Make the first accusation and then claim retaliation when you get caught later.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Bwahahahahahahaha!

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

yup….

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dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  dv8

Of course we now know what he’s whispering in her ear:

“You’re nothing to me.”

X_LA_Native
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1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Surely they’ve gotten better since the late 80s. Surely.

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  X_LA_Native

Oh yeah. Such things can ONLY get better.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  X_LA_Native

They haven’t and stop calling me Shirley.

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago

…sigh…

Ok…Ms. Shirley.

Pfffft.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Meanwhile, happening to our neighbors to the south:

Five people killed and burned to death in Jalisco torture house
Oaxaca: Children aged 4 and 7 killed in attack on family
Decapitated head of missing journalist found in Acapulco
Morelos: 3 IMSS doctors shot to death
CJNG’s “Payaso” Flays the face of FM/Viagras Member, then taunts the victim who is still alive
Ver: Alleged criminal leader found in Sayula de AlemΓ‘n beheaded
Guerrero: Missing Rural Police Officers found Tortured and Executed
Shootouts and a car bomb explosion leave at least 10 dead in Guanajuato

Several stories of how the cartels are taking advantage of the Chinese Flu to get some good press by handing out food and other supplies to villagers. Al Capone did the same thing during the Depression back in Chicago.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

Happy Now is the Wednesday of our Discontent, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

i had to take a 90 minute sexual harassment course yesterday for teh bestest place ever

90 minutes>?! Did you learn any new techniques?

I started drinking about halfway though.

That is new. I thought the idea was to get the other person drunk.

Which set of rules are you supposed to follow? The Clinton “1 free grope” rule? The Kavanaugh “Believe All Women” rule? The Biden “Unwanted Touching is Allowed, plus One Free Penetration” rule?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

I actually had to take the test three times before passing. Learned a new word: upstander. Using it in a sentence: “Don’t be a bystander, be an upstander and report it” FFS.

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth

X_LA_Native
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1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

There’s one for Buzzword Bingo.

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  X_LA_Native

HA! I forgot all about that!!!

https://www.buzzwordbingogame.com/cards/bullshit/

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi Paddy!

Heroes Statist Goons in Blue in Lansing, MI are blocking freeway exits to keep “Operation Gridlock” protesters away.

NWA was right.

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago

Good old school rap reference.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

Denial. Not just a river in South America.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Machinist

Fair point, sir.

Nevertehless… πŸ˜‰

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha*snort*Hahahhaha!
Well done!

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

Thanks for the info, Gentle Mac. We’ve had plenty for our needs because we stocked up on everything in early February. We usually buy TP from Costco so knowing about the supply patterns will be very helpful because I need to order some and have it shipped to dv8’s mum. While we could buy a 4 roll pack up here, she’s two hours south of us in the city and is getting desperate to find some. She is NOT a happy camper! She walks to the market every day then comes home and emails me to tell me how the empty shelves compare to those in her native Germany during WWII. She is offended that she should have to put up with this twice in her lifetime. And, really, who can blame her?

I thought it would be the other way around with the big city having more goods to buy and the smaller towns up here where we live struggling to keep the grocery stores supplied. It’s a mystery to me.

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

Thank you, Gentle Mac!

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

About the alcohol swabs, Gentle Mac, go to your pharmacist and ask him directly if he has or can get some for you specifically because you are a diabetic. In some states pharmacists have priority supplies for diabetics that can be accessed as needed, but you have to know to ask.

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

If one knows to ask, you can even get insulin without a prescription if you ever need to.

(I actually fell asleep while writing this comment, Mac! I’m going to assume you find it anyway ’cause you always do. It’s good information for a diabetic to have)

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

Was that Winston Churchill?

Or Ward Churchill? “Me and Liz Warren make heap big wampum……..”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Glad you were able to order some stuff, Mac.

Have seen a couple of reports that protestors in Lansing were chanting, “Lock her up!”

Good!

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago

Funny how it’s mostly the Democrat governors that act like nazis.

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago

Plaguie Accidentaly posted this two midnight oils ago. I was gonna post a link but I did this instead:

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dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  dv8

Here’s the link, anyway.

https://tehsqueak.com/2020/04/13/midnight-oil-2020-04-13/

Disclaimer: This was all done on teh livingroom computer/TV Laptop. which is not all that old but was really cheap and pretty much sucked from day one.

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  dv8

In retrospect…. It was kinda dumb to do a screencap. WTF was I thinking??!11

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago
Reply to  dv8

I don’t think I remembered to thank you, Dearest. Thanks.

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago

Hmmm, manners, dryer…

Good er, laaate morni…ok, really early afternoon and after catching up I think I need a nap.

I think I would prolly test positive for Covid 19 Fatigue Syndrome right now. I’m tired of this virus and kinda freaked out by what it’s doin’ to the country. kinda makes one want to “blow things up and defy authority”. If you add in taking one’s clothes off we’ve got the classic formula for a successful movie. As my lifestyle hasn’t changed one iota it’s strange to me that I’m even cognizant of the shutdown on a visceral level but I seem to be. It must be really wild for you guys who really live out in the world. I’m so sorry this is happening and you’re having to deal with it. You all have my sympathy.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  ThePlagueFairy

Hai Plaguie!
And dv8!

Harper -- many moons ago, you posted a recipe for scones. I was wondering if you would do so again? Mrs. Paddy made cranberry & orange scones for Easter breakfast from a Barefoot Contessa recipe and that reminded me that I lost your recipe in a hard drive crash.

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago

We will look for Plague’s scone recipe and post it on the recipe forum.

I have my own scone concoction that I make, which has protein. It’s really good, but still not quite as good as a real scone.

I really ought to make some of those. I bought some raisins and almonds specifically for that reason, but never got around to it.

The base is similar to my pancake mix, but uses butter as the fat instead of rape seed canola oil. Heavy Cream, of course for the liquid. Maybe an egg to hold it together.

I’ll post both recipes when we look them up. Harper knows where all that stuff is, and I’m not exactly sure which scone recipe she gave you. It might have been one from her family lore or from an old cookbook.

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago

The Easter scones sound delicious, Paddy. I will help dv8 with getting the recipe out and posted for you. Thanks for remembering it and wanting a copy. My wording is getting awkward but I’m going to rely on you to understand what I mean there…

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago

In light of recent events, I guess I had to do the following:

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dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
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I tried (and Failed) to do this properly with the “GIMP 2” with the proper kerning and centering and such…

But I suk at graphics, so…MS Paint, it is!

I got pretty good at Paint Shop Pro, but I don’t have a copy anymore.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Hi Tex and Miss Harper -- think I said hello to everyone before? If not, HELLO! Tex -- Mrs Sven posted her setting herself on fire job interview story yesterday so you wouldn’t feel like you were the only one that’s had one of those. Not setting yourself on fire, but you know…

Maybe at some future point I’ll tell the one about finding a huge “booger” in my mustache after an interview.

Dinner time.

ThePlagueFairy
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1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Eew, I can’t wait!!

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  ThePlagueFairy

second!

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Sven what would it take to recover Mrs. Sven’s password?

We’d love to have her drop by here when the mood hits her.

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago

43 dredlocks. Proceeding at a snail’s pace. Now, I at least try to get one (or more) per day. Judging by how big they are/will be in the back, it may be closer to 90 or so when I am done. Not too sure though.

It’s been like 2 months or more since I started this. I guess you could say it’s not too bad as far as a quarantine project goes.

But because of the long pace, I do have to tighten some of the older ones here and there. That doesn’t take all that long though.

And I stumbled into that no-formatting hell bug on wordpress. So I am entering a few more lines so my formatting will show.

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
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Also, supplies are running low for this project.

This is owing to the fact that in this incarnation, the mix between dark and light hair is more like 50/50 rather than 50/25 like before. So I didn’t have quite enough light hair in my first order.

So now, I’m running low, and waiting for another delivery which I hope is not too delayed by the quarantine.

ebonyline.com is still operating, it seems, which is a pretty cheap place to order hair supplies.

Anyway I ordered more, plus a few things for Harper.