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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Happy Wasted Chihuahua Monday, Wheelizens!

*Sings “Wasted away again in Happy Larryville…”*

You? Malcontent? No way!

Um, way! Like totally, dude. I’ve got sarcasm and I know how to use it!

BBL.

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dv8
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dv8
3 years ago

A citizen might need it in order to conduct a long distance interview?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  dv8

Hi, dv8!

If by “interview” you mean “surveillance”, than sure. 👿

K.A.R.E.N. Squad: Keep America Rubbernecking Every Neighbor.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Hi Fatwa -- good morning, GN.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  Just Sven

Hi, Sven!

Hope you get some useful stuff from your seminar.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Two sessions so far this morning -- one really excellent; the other merely meh. Hoping the next one is good. There’s one tomorrow that Mac probably could have written -- How My Cats Help Me Quickly Develop Training Materials.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Gummint logic from Ocean City, NJ where you can surf but not swim. (Guess if you fall off your board, you’re gonna freakin’ drown.)

And you can fish, as long as you’re standing while you do it. (Alternatively, reeling-in old tires and boots is allowed, but not chairs; difficult to be sure.)

Also, swimming’s not exercise.

I r confuzzled.

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Just Sven
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Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago

Happy Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, dv8, and Sven!

Sven -- glad your conference is worth your time.

We had some friends over for dinner last night. It was good to have some feeling of normalcy.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hi, Paddy!

Fava beans and a nice chianti?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago

No long pig last night. Brisket and roasted veggies.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

I iz tired -- virtual conferencing is hard. One line struck a real cord in this age of the Chinese flu: “We aren’t all in the same boat, but we are all in the same ocean.”