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dv8 -Ultra Maga Fascalistic Expy Alidocious
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dv8 -Ultra Maga Fascalistic Expy Alidocious
2 years ago

I should have probably waited till now to post this:

https://tehsqueak.com/2020/06/17/wednesday-374/#comment-35428

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
2 years ago

If we need legal representation for Sticky Business, maybe we could use “your” attorney?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Welcome to Krashed Kitteh Thursday, GN!

Hi, dv8!

OMG…just read the lawyer post from last night; funny but kinda creepy, too. Is there any progress regarding the Kia issue which you can report?

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Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
2 years ago

Good morning Dv8 and Fatwa -- happy Thursday, GN!.

I see that Mrs Butterworth is next up on the reeducation list. Quite the threesome there: Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs Butterworth. Why, the p0rn screenplay pretty much writes itself!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, Sven!

Mrs. Butterworth…WTAF? Cream of Wheat dude’ll be next.

Working title for pr0n project: “Sticky Business”. 👿

BBL.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
2 years ago

Heh. You nailed it, Fatwa. Sticky Business is perfect!

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
2 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, dv8, Fatwa, and Sven!

dv8 -- that’s quite some screenplay you’re writing. Hollywood would snap it up in an instant for a TV series, except they’re afraid of offending the Mohammedans.

Sticky Business -- starring Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth, Uncle Ben, and Cream of Wheat. Special guest appearances by Snap, Crackle, and Pop!

I got an email yesterday from the unemployment department -- a courtesy notice that my address and phone number had been changed, call the office if you didn’t request the change. Well, I didn’t request the change, the email showed a new address in Brooklyn, NY, and the phone lines are only open from 8 a.m. to 12 noon. I tried logging into my account, but the security picture and prompt had changed. As soon as the offices opened this morning, I start dialing -- sorry, we can’t answer the phones, too many calls, go online. I go online and find the “report fraud” section and try that number. Sorry, due to COVID-19 we’re not open. Fill out an online report. So, I fill out the report, but if the office isn’t open, what the bloody hell are they going to do?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, Paddy --

I suspect that Snap, Crackle and Pop are probably guilty of white supremacy, if not being the direct descendants of slaveholders. After all…who was growing, harvesting and puffing all that rice, hmmm? 👿

The unemployment business is concerning. It could be a farkup by the state, but it also could indicate attempted identity theft. You may want to “freeze” your credit / keep an eagle eye on your bank account(s) until you know more. (Yeah, it’s a bit of a PITA, but less so than having bogus accounts opened.)

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
2 years ago

I put a freeze on my credit many months ago when I found unauthorized activity on my credit report. They attempted to open accounts, but weren’t successful and I got them all removed. The address was less than 5 miles away from the address of the current identity theft effort.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
2 years ago

Were you ever able to file a report, Paddy?

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
2 years ago

With EDD? I filed a report online, but who knows if it will actually reach anyone, or if they’ll do anything about it. I’ll try calling tomorrow morning.

dv8 -Ultra Maga Fascalistic Expy Alidocious
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dv8 -Ultra Maga Fascalistic Expy Alidocious
2 years ago

Well. It looks like we’re going to get the whole kia thing handled through the mail. They don’t want me to sign the “wrong” car over to them via the title. Evidently, they want to do it on their end, presumably because they can keep the “new” car status on the car that actually IS new.

Mine now has 1800 miles on it.

dv8 -Ultra Maga Fascalistic Expy Alidocious
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dv8 -Ultra Maga Fascalistic Expy Alidocious
2 years ago

In addition to the 12 hour shift I’m doing tonight, I’m going to go to the dentist for a cleaning. at like 1pm in Cottonwood--one town over.

Cottonwood is where Sedona people go when they want to pay normal prices for things.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
2 years ago

I guess we can add the Cream of Wheat guy to the movie.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
2 years ago

Must.
Resist.
Urge.
To.
Comment.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
2 years ago

You know you want to.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
2 years ago

I really hope we reach peak stupid this week and then start coming down.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
2 years ago

With Dems in control of the state (and all those who foolishly voted for them), I seriously doubt it.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
2 years ago

This past Sunday, Dan Cathy, CEO of Chick-fil-A, was at a mega-church in Atlanta and said white people should go up to random black people and shine their shoes as a token of repentance.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
2 years ago

Peak stupid, for FFS.

Sven-SemiFascist
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