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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Thursday salutations, Wheelizens!

Sven --

Glad you finally got power back yesterday. (I don’t understand why all of that electricity which isn’t being used for the non-existent high-speed train didn’t help…)

Given how 2020’s gone so far, I will not be surprised if NORAD “accidentally” blows Santa’s ass out of the sky this year.

“. . . I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, it’s just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage, and everybody can hardly breathe and talk . . . Honest, I can hardly breathe. I’m going to step inside where I cannot see it. . . .”

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If 2020 were a Christmas lawn display:

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dv8
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dv8
3 years ago

OY!

dv8
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dv8
3 years ago

Morning Gerbil Nation. Did anyone see that movie where Christopher Walken tries to do an Irish accent?

https://youtu.be/Hzfw-EX2XvQ

Here is a reference to it along with other stuff.

dv8
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dv8
3 years ago
Reply to  dv8

I guess I should have said “Drive by” because I’m going to bed in preparation for work tonight.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Good morning, GN!

Rest well, Dv8. Hi, Fatwa.

Reading some corporate emails and thinking that the saddest job title in the world must be “Chief Inclusion & Diversity Officer.” Would you ever want to go out and have a beer with that person?

Just Sven
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3 years ago

And Happy Hanukkah, Fatwa!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, dv8, and Sven!

dv8 -- rest well.

Fatwa -- Chappy Chanukkah!

Sven -- I don’t think anyone could have a beer with the Diversity and Inclusion Officer -- that wouldn’t be diverse and inclusive enough.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

You’re right, Paddy. You wouldn’t be able to have a beer just with them -- you’d have to invite along representatives from all disadvantaged/unprivileged groups. And if you are white, probably pick up the tab and then be yelled out over your privilege.

In a sane world, this wold be a perfect comedy skit.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

I’m sure a cishet white male would be required to stand to the side, serve the others, and be forbidden from joining in -- all, as you say, while paying the tab.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

I wonder when the community of perpetually aggrieved persons will notice that Newsom’s lockdown orders also impact kwanzaa and will be ignored because racism?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Probably not until much closer to Christmas, when it suddenly dawns on them.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hi, dv45, Sven and Paddy!

Mac --

I can sure relate to today’s thread pic; I’ve been known to type that same way for generations.

OY!

You’re telling me…

Would you ever want to go out and have a beer with that person?

Aw, hell naw!

Y’know, since the Left/Prog complex wants to make everything about race, why don’t we all do that? I was raised to -- and still believe in -- judging folks by the content of their character. But the “rules” have been changed; wonder how them sumbitches would like everybody playing by them? 👿

Thanks for the happy however-the-hell-it’s-spelled wishes; here’s an appropriately festive zebra:

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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

There’s a parody Mossad Twitter account; they announced that the first 1,000,000 doses of the COVID vaccine arrived in Israel today and that -- miraculously -- they lasted for 8,000,000 doses.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Will the Joooooos give the vaccine to the Palestinians? Would they even take it or is there already a campaign as to the Joooooos poisoning them?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Um, what do you think the vaccine’s made with? 👿

Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago

Well played!

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Morocco normalizes ties with Israel -- Trump=WORSE JEW-HATER EVER.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Some nice piano work just because.

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Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Love it!